David, dis the silly songs - sock it to ya -
Twenty thousand can't be wrong - sock it to ya.
Each decade has come and gone - get a clue. ya -
With sublime and stupid songs - get a clue, ya.

The Gold Barf Bag, "MacArthur Park "- an enigma -
The whole thing melts in the dark - we don't dig ya.
The Silver Barf Bag for "Yummy, Yummy "- gave us nausea -
It gave us a sour tummy - cutsey poo, ah.

The Bronze Barf Bag for "Having My Baby" - it's so rank, a -
It's no way to show you love me, Mr. Anka.
There were countless runners up - there were myrads -
Lots of "turkeys" to '"carve up" - made us all mad.

Keep on dissin' silly songs - sock it to ya -
Time keeps moving more along - sock it to ya.
Who knows what the future brings - have a field day -
Rap renditions of old things - comin' your way.