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Song Parodies -> "Removing His Member"

Original Song Title:

"See You In September"

Original Performer:

The Happenings

Parody Song Title:

"Removing His Member"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

--- I took hor-mones each and every night ---
--- While I'm not gay, my gen-der's not right ---

Bye-bye
My dong
Farewell

Bye-bye
My dong

Re-moooooo-
-ving my mem-ber

Re-move, then install a groove

Here I lie (salami goodbye)
High on my pre-medication (salami goodbye)
Transgenderation (salami, salami)
Is taking you away (salami goodbye)

Had some good times
With my member

Like with strangers
In their bummer-moons I'd plow

Now, Doc, please, reeeeee-
-move my mem-ber

I choose to

Be a woman now

--- Counting backwards 'til I fall asleep ---
--- Counting the bills, my Doc-tor ain't cheap ---

Salami, goodbye
Salami, goodbye
Salami, goodbye (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
Salami, goodbye (bye-bye, my dong)

Doctor when you've
Pruned my member

Fill its veins, sir,
With lots of formaldehyde

Doctor Jekyll,
Prune my mem-ber

So I can

Be your Mrs. Hyde

--- Estrogen pills gave me such great boobs ---
--- Now all that's left is to lose my tube ---

De-tubed (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
With no member (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)

I'm hopin' I'll

Be grooved (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)
With no member (bye-bye, my dong, farewell)

Then, maybe I'll

Please you (my my, your dong, there swells)
And your member (my my, your dong, there swells)

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Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny! By the time you're through with me, I'm not going to be able to listen to my favorite oldies station for 3 minutes without thinking of something relating to dongs. Or salamis. Or...well, you get the picture! 5s, mister...=)
John Barry - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Another trans tune! No amivalence about this. . .very funny. How about "Dismembered Schlong" for "September Song"?
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew better than to click on this....ahhhhh! (But, I was expecting a slightly different version...heh hehe) 5's
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Looks like your character took a little side trip to Transylvania. 5's
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but laughed anyway. Especially at "Doctor Jekyll, prune my mem-ber so I can be your Mrs. Hyde..."
Leo Jay - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Great dong song!
Meriadoc - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Bye bye - my dong - farewell" - great stuff! ;-D
Tim K. - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Fill its veins, sir, With lots of formaldehyde 5-5-5 just for managing to pace 'formaldehyde' into the song. Hilarious stuff!
Cookie-man - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKOTS but this was AWESOME! I can always count on you for a laugh!! 555
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, everybody!

Arwen: Heh heh heh! My cunning plan is working, eeeexxxcellent, eeeexxxcellent!

JB: I shall leave the writing of THAT dong-song in your capable hands, sir!

Adagio: Oh, you know me better than that by now, Pat! Wait a minute --- exactly WHAT "version" WERE you expecting??

Paul: [---insert filthy joke about vampires sucking vital bodily fluids---]

Ashkicksass: For Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde, it's both the meat-and-the-motion & the pete-and-the-potion!

Leo Jay: Thanks! We aim to please...um, that didn't come out quite right...um, neither did that.

Merry: Yeah, that line was a gift from the original songwriter!

Tim K.: Thanks! I used the word "formaldehyde" in one of my other dong-songs, too.

Cookie-man: Glad to serve up yet another guffaw!
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Adagio: Wait a minute --- exactly WHAT "version" WERE you expecting??"

Just think about it, Johnny!! heh heh
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio ...... I think I figured it out ...... a story that was in the news some years back, eh? Yikes!
Stray Pooch - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I, too, expected a Bobbit-style parody. It never occurred to me that the song might be about VOLUNTARY arms reduction! Thanks for another hormonius, er, harmonious parody! :D
Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, JD....
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Stray Pooch: Thanks!

Kristof Robertson: That's OK, thanks for stopping by.
Adagio - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"Adagio ...... I think I figured it out ...... a story that was in the news some years back, eh? Yikes!"

No, Johnny...more basic.
alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Estrogen pills gave me such great boobs --- --- Now all that's left is to lose my tube i damned near died laughing reading those lines......
Johnny D - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin --- I'm glad you lived to write another day!
Adagio - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm surprised, Johnny. You don't know the answer to my statement?
acronym checker - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man: it's DKTOS. What you just said was "Don't know original the song."

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