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Song Parodies -> "Midnight Confections"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Confessions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Grass Roots

Parody Song Title:

"Midnight Confections"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Leave blank if you don't need to explain anything.
The sound of my footsteps,
Crossing the kitchen flo-or.
Past motion detectors, yeah.
Unlock the chains, so I can open the door that hides...

All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
So many great selections!
And I crave Belgian Waffles, and Thai Fooooooood . . .
I LOVE FOOD!

Crunchy Buffalo Wings, some left-over ham,
Marmalade or jam.
There's a cruller before me - the scent is divine.
It tastes great with wine . . .

(4 out of 5 pastry chef's agree on a nice Riesling or Chenin Blanc . . .
4 out of 5 plastered winos swear by Thunderbird")

Gluttony after bedtime - I'm gnawing on a pork rind.
Pizza, cola, and key lime, baby.
These midnight feedings,
Just go straight to my thighs - Oh my!

All my midnight confections,
Fettuccini Alfredo, I love you.
Must feed my food obsession!
And I crave Candy Apples, and Tofuuuuuuuuuuu . . .
I LOVE FOOD!

Stacks of grilled onion rings - I fried in the pan.
Burned them all again,
Smoke alarm starts a-screamin'.
Sure wish I was dreamin' - I'm busted again . . .

All my midnight confections,
Now I'm down on my knees,
Beggin' for food!

I'll make contrite concessions,
Mow the lawns, rake the leaves.
Workin' for food.

Na-na . . . . A-noth-er ba-na-na.
Na-na-na - Quarter pounder, ya!
Na-na . . . . One ton o' wontons, Ma'am.
Na-na-na - Just say "No" to Spam.

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Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
David C - Made me hungry! Good stuff. I especially liked your "pre-comment", so original...
David Chrenko - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul. Nice to know people DO read the comments. BTW, did anyone catch that Chucky finally noticed the missing "R" in "Based on the perfoRmance by"? Remember, this is Super Tuesday at Am I Right - so, vote early and vote often.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
delicious
Billy Florio - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You just made me hungry
Polly - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what I like to eat late at night!!! heheheh 5x5x5
Rick D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Remember what happens if you feed a gremlin after midnight.
Martha - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
scrumptious
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
David C - No, Amazingly enough I never noticed it. I guess it's because I'm so busy over-obsessing while I'm editing and re-checking MY stuff before I submit it. After that I don't think I even read past the "Original song" title when I look at someones parody. Good eyes, DC...
Johnny D - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"One ton o wontons, Maam" HAHAHAHAWWWW !!! You kook! 5's
ChuckyG - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, someone sent me email about it, and I finally got off my butt and fixed it. of course, the corrections for misheard lyrics stands at around 5,000+ unreviewed corrections needed, so I doubt I'll be getting caught up on those at any point.
Peregrin - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey David - good job on a great song
Claude Prez - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
But does anybody REALLY crave tofu? That would be weird. Still, quite good.
Meriadoc - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Tasty parody!
David Chrenko - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody who came by, said hi, voted fives! Claude, of course nobody in their right mind would crave tofu . . . ahhh, but candy apples AND tofu . . . that's another story.
Jack Wilson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I DO know the original! Great job, David! 5's!
Guy - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a lot of food for thought. I stay on a sea food diet most of the time. See food, eat same. Great job David!
Royce Miller - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
A good parody, David

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