Song Parodies -> Booger Pie For My Lunch
| Original Song Title: | "Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch" |
| Original Performer: | The Four Tops |
| Parody Song Title: | "Booger Pie For My Lunch" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
ooooooh...booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
i got some nostril goo...(yes, i do)
i just searched myself
i love food from my body's filth
in and out, i wipe (in and out, i wipe)
and stuff i may blow (i bet it will flow)
leavin' not a smidgen behind (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
cause i've picked it a thousand times
just insert your finger...you twist and pry
it starts runnin' anew (runnin' anew)
inside there are ropy strings (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
and its something you can chew
i can't help myself...no, i just help myself
its booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
its leakin' like i plan to sneeze (its diseased)
i just love myself (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
i'm a fool for stuff like sleaze
you can tell me if it bugs you
tell me you're confused...try a bite ?
grab a bit and just have a taste (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
get it all mashed up inside
friend, there is no shame
no one should be blamed
let your finger dart
let the diggin' start
some matter is excised
your mouth, it goes inside
its booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
thumbs gyratin' for you (just for you)
i just do myself
i don't 'trude on nobody else
booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
(fades)
i got some nostril goo...(yes, i do)
i just searched myself
i love food from my body's filth
in and out, i wipe (in and out, i wipe)
and stuff i may blow (i bet it will flow)
leavin' not a smidgen behind (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
cause i've picked it a thousand times
just insert your finger...you twist and pry
it starts runnin' anew (runnin' anew)
inside there are ropy strings (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
and its something you can chew
i can't help myself...no, i just help myself
its booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
its leakin' like i plan to sneeze (its diseased)
i just love myself (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
i'm a fool for stuff like sleaze
you can tell me if it bugs you
tell me you're confused...try a bite ?
grab a bit and just have a taste (ooh ooh ooh ooh)
get it all mashed up inside
friend, there is no shame
no one should be blamed
let your finger dart
let the diggin' start
some matter is excised
your mouth, it goes inside
its booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
thumbs gyratin' for you (just for you)
i just do myself
i don't 'trude on nobody else
booger pie for my lunch (booger pie for my lunch)
(fades)
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To eat, or snot to eat...that is the question. Most disgusting parody I have read in a long while. That's an achievement in itself.
It's a good thing that this page had special buttons: "How gross" and "How vividly a gross thing was described" - reaches new heights there.... "excised" was a humorously incongruent bit of articulateness given the topic. Fives, because you mucus laugh, and tha 'snot a joke.
Fun to pick along with. FIve fingers up the nose.
(howls like a monkee) 5's
My 'pick' for most disgustingly funny parody of the year, if not the whole site. Reminds me of Spalding Smells in Caddyshack....whereone guy goes..."Fifty bucks says the Smells kid picks his nose" (Bets are made as a group watches him while hidden from view) After he picks his nose, and the bets are paid off, another guy says..."Another 50 says he eats it"....which he eventually does. 555
Eww.. gross... 555.
This ain't hard to finger out...and it sort of sticks to your mind, or nearby..five digs
thanks agrimorfee tommy john carol dee stephen and AFW
Oh, yaaargh - between that and Tomkat and Brangelina I can't decide which is the worst! I had that same thought going through my mind, but didn't wan't to dwell on it. Clever - 555.
LOL :-) High fingers.....er....fives.
Wow, alvin, this even beats the snot out of MY booger parody, "I'm Obsessed by Booger Countin" (Neil Young's "Sugar Mountain"). I'd give you three fives, but one of my fingers is up my nose right now...I'll come back when it's available for other usage...
ah yes, one should get in touch with one's inner "Year 8 schoolboy" once in a while, alvin, but please not twice ;-) - 555
Not to be nosy, but I thought it was hilarious.
This is gross, but hilarious. I may reconsider doing "Pus and Phlegm" to Pink Floyd's "Us and Them" now. This is my favorite 'pick' of the day. 5s
Revoltingly funny 555
thanks 2eagle rick paul stuart(yes) larry red ant (lol)and lee
I don't like this one. Btw, I think TOS is called "I Can't Help Myself."
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