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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Back (Terminator Theme Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Reach Out (I'll Be There)"

Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Back (Terminator Theme Song)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I finally got song ID, so now I'm ready to parody this song. It's just a parody about the Tuh-min-ate-uh. If you're not fluent in Arnoldese, this parody is about the Terminator.
**Terminator singing**
Vell, I half bean sent from der future (The Future)
Because I half to keel somevun (Have to kill someone)
She iss Sarah Connor, not from Roseanne (Not from Roseanne)
Linda Hamilton is chust der actress (Hamilton is just the actress)
Is der punk guy Bill Paxton or Pullman, dah-link? (Darling)

I'll vill say, "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Hasta la vista, ja!

I'll Be Bock if I dun't keel you teel Paht 2
I'll Be Bock weeth a man dot you can see through

Chust ven you thought dot der story woss done (-ry was done)
We peak eat up in '91 (up in '91)
Und dot guy who replaced Mulder (-placed Mulder)
He chust tries to beat me to mur-duh (to beat me to murder)
Und he needs to murd-uh John Connor

Lee-queed iss wott T-1000 iss
I told you, I'd be bock

I'll Be Bock ven they make a paht 3
Und I'll be bock, Ha Sta la vista baby
I'll Be Bock teel I am eighty-two
I'll Be Bock ven I'm no guh-vuh-nuh

Now der T-X gull wants Connor dead (Connor dead)
He'ss not alife now, go bock een time (back in time)
Bock to the years he woss alife (was alive)
But dot's not what happened in der moofie (not what happened in the movie)
I know vat you're thinking,
Dot I'll keel you, no vay vill eet work, I'm sayink

I can't promeese I'll Be Bock again
I'm a guh-vuh-nuh
Gov'nuh of Collyfornia

I'll Be Bock ven no one votes for me next year
Und I'll Be Bock, und I'm hopink it ain't no lie
I'll Be Bock to keel the Connor clan
I dun't mean der family from Roseanne

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This is much better than the votes suggest, must have taken ages to get the Arnie speak right. 555
Kate - August 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey i got a band and evething is it okay if i use this song lol for my band i love it email me at kate. my my space url is eklicious thanx

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