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Song Parodies -> "It's The Same Old Dong"

Original Song Title:

"It's The Same Old Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"It's The Same Old Dong"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

You're my
Private sausage skin
But then the doc removed you
You're gone and now I'm in such pain

All he left is
My circumcised dong
Now I moan in pain all night long

It used to bring
Sweet ecstasy
When your tender skin still covered me

Now it's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

It's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

(Ah-oh) A sentimental tool have I
How sore is my poor dong
I wanna cry

But the sight of you
Keeps haunting me
Reminding me how attached we used to be

Keep seeing the skin
I used to slide within
But now we broke up forever
(An' now) You look like leather

It's the same
Old dong (no foreskin near it)
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

(Oh, no foreskin near it)

It's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

Precious memories
Keep a lingering on
Everytime I see
My circumcised dong

Now you're gone
Left this emptiness
I only reminisce
The happiness we spent
We used to make love together
Make romance both together

Now it's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

Now it's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

(Now there ain't no foreskin near it)

It's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

(Oh there is no foreskin near it)

It's the same
Old dong
But with a different feeling
Since you been gone

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jack Wilson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555
Paul Robinson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - heh! heh~ You said "dong" (10 times by my count). But this was a great parody. I'm giving you five-skins on this one and wrapping them all the way around to make up for your loss (I'm wearing gloves). Five oughta work better than four, anyway, wouldn't you think?
Johnny D - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, and thanks Paul !
Adagio - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll give you the 5's...hehehehe
Johnny D - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat!
Arwen - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Still laughing...and pretty sure I'll be singing this one all day...which is a good sign. 5-5-5, Johnny...=)
Johnny D - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Your Immortal Pointy-Eared Elven Highness!
alvin rhodes - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
ouch...5s, though
Kristof Robertson - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo in return, Johnny. I see a run of "dong removal" parodies coming up 555
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Fours on merit, plus another for slipping it past the... censor.
Johnny D - April 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Kristof, and MP !

Kristof - here's one you might get a laugh from - "Your Dong":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn59.shtml

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