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Song Parodies -> "Same Old Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Same Old Song"

Original Performer:

The Four Tops

Parody Song Title:

"Same Old Bong"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the heat...was observing me
there was a DEA sting
they came and took most everything
all they left...was my favorite bong
and that's the subject of this song

i like to breathe...sweet THC
i'm higher now than i used to be
cause its the same old bong
but with some different weed
cause the old weed's gone
its the same...same old bong
and this delicious weed is so very strong

a drug dependent fool...am i
to fire up my old bong
and get so high
but sobriety...ain't no fun for me
reminding me how my life is misery
but deep in my heart...i know i shouldn't start
i'll be smoking forever...it is a day long endeavor

cause its the same old bong
but with some different weed
cause the old weed's gone
its the same...same old bong
and this delicious weed is so very strong

short term memories...keep a dwindling on
everytime i grab my favorite bong
the weed's gone...there is emptiness
i sit and reminisce...about those days of bliss
i'm in a trance so confusin' (trance so confusin')
that my mind i am losin' (mind i am losin')

cause its the same old bong
but with some different weed
cause the old weed's gone
its the same...same old bong
and this delicious weed is so very strong

i...am high....when i am near it

cause its the same old bong
but with some different weed
cause the old weed's gone
its the same...same old bong
and this delicious weed is so very strong

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Paul Robinson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Like a fine wine you just keep getting better with age. Or, in other words...You're crackin' me up, dude! Oh, yeah, I think just about every day for more than a week now you've been posting HILARIOUS stuff. I think the neighbors can hear me chuckling out loud right now; they're probably going, "hmmm...he USUALLY does that at about 2 or 3 in the morning, wonder what's up?". OH...ummm...5's here, my man...
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you, paul, hey where about in L.A. do you live ?
Johnny D - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Nothin' like a good silly bong-song to put a stupid grin on my face! Hey, Alvin, know any Elton John songs? I posted a parody of "Sad Songs Say So Much" called "Bad Bongs Save So Much" - it's about a desperate stoner scrapin' out the resin.
alvin rhodes - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
sounds funny...i'll check it out
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Culver City, about a mile from the 405 offramp at Jefferson. Are you in the area or just acquainted with it ?
alvin rhodes - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
gotcha.....i live in the humble little burg of bellflower, myself...my apartment is mere yards from the mighty 91 freeway....i try to pretend the noise is made by a great river....they're busy erecting a sound wall at the moment....woo hoo
Paul Robinson - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Well, that's at least THREE site author's in SoCal (gotta be more). John Jensen is in the Orange County area. I know there are quite a few FORMER SoCal residents who have flown the coop for various reasons (chickens! nah...just kidding, Rick/Mari/David C and whoever else I momentarily slurred there).
Andy Primus - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny (a man of experience perhaps?) - my short term memory is pretty bad as well. Found this one coz I was going to do it myself and I always check first to see what's already been done with a song. Oh well I'll have to pick another. Very funny (a man of - oh, done this bit already, I forgot.
Sister Mary Elephant - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Now class I have a surprise for you. We have a guest speaker. His name is officer Stadanko. Officer Stadanko is a narcotics officer.
Chong - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Billy eat this man. And swallow these pills.
Guy - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - this just so reminds me of Cheech and Chong's Sister Mary Elephant routine for some reason. This is an oldie but a goodie. I really liked how you played this off the OS. Well done. (And hey - get some help for that refer habit of yours before you go permanently couch potato) =;-) Here's a nickel bag for the vote count.
alvin - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andy, SME, "chong" and guy

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