Song Parodies -> Santa's Cats Are Leaner

Original Song Title:	"26 Miles(Santa Catalina)"
Original Performer:	The Four Preps

Parody Song Title:	"Santa's Cats Are Leaner"
Parody Written by:	Airfarcewon

So, what's wrong with a little Christmas in August?

Santa's got cats at that North Pole
You could call 'em Polecats..give that pun a drum roll
Santa's cats are leaner..than any cats I've seen,
I've seen, I've seen, I've seen..

Skinny cats meowin' on the ground
Needin' some feed, they don't..weigh a pound
Santa's cats are leaner..than any cats I've seen..around,
Around, around, around..

There's eight fat reindeer..eatin' hay, everyday
Bellies full, as proud as you please..
Just work on Christmas Eve..sleighin' the toys out
But, I guess they got priorities..

Santa's got cats with skinny fur
There's tom cats and there's mama cats..both him and her
They just lick on ice,
'Cause the reindeers don't give no milk..
No milk, no milk, no milk..

Santa's got cats at that North Pole
You could call 'em Polecats..give that pun a drum roll
Santa's cats are leaner..than any cats I've seen

There's Siamese, Burmese...Bombay, and Persian
Hairballs ski on the snow
Cats are freezin' their ass..in such cold diversion
Way too cold for even fleas to show..

Wonder how they got here..well, now would you believe?
Gifts left by children Chrismas Eve..
They purr and scratch at Santa's sleeve..all day
All day, all day, all day..

Santa's got cats at that North Pole
Same old joke on Polecats..give the pun a drum roll
Santa's cats are leaner..than any cats I've seen,
I've seen, I've seen, I've seen..

Kittens wearin' mittens..way up there
Santa's cats are leaner...than any cats, anywhere

Santa's cats are leaner...than any cats, anywhere

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Leo Keough - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

T.S. Eliot would be impressed with this write!!!...555!!!

LittleCupCakes - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

love those cuteCats, Sir L'Air !

LadyTaTaLina - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

I'll miss you, Sir . . . I return next Monday . . . currently out of state . . . Nevada never looked bedda ! ! . . . < o >

AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Leo...and thanks, LCC....and LadyTaTa....Are you on vacation?...if so, enjoy it...and see ya' next Monday.. NOTE: Regarding my other parody, "Where Have All The Showers Gone"...not allowing comments on it, was purely an error, and oversight...please comment here, about it, if you wish....

Christie Marie M - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Meowwww!! (Purring like a cat): Mrrrrroowwwww!! Grrrr!! and a Ho-Ho-Ho!! Take some Yuletide 5's for Christmas in August! The cats who dwell in the desert in Christmas have "sandy claws"!

Andy Primus - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

If he's not feeding them properly he should be reported to the Cats Protection League

TJC - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

This is the CATS musical I've always wanted to see! And, a bit different for you, AF...actually lands a good bit north o' the pole, me thinks!

AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie...hehe, sandy claws..like that...and thanks, Andy, oh, oh, I'm busted..and thanks, TJC...clever comments..

Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Clever as usual with many amusing fee-lines. ;D

AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Mr. Ribber

alvin - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

wonderful combination of quirky and cute

AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin..good to see ya' around the farm, again..

blackjack21 - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Good stuff, this parody has nine fives.

AFW - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, black..

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Song Parodies -> Santa's Cats Are Leaner

"26 Miles(Santa Catalina)"

The Four Preps

"Santa's Cats Are Leaner"

Airfarcewon

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