Chorus:
Why did you knock me up (knock me up) Buttercup, baby?
Just to let me down (let me down) and then you skipped town
And then worst of all (worst of all) you're going around
Calling me a slut (me a slut) thought that you loved me, but...
I want you (I want you) to take care of this baby
'Cause that's what you said from the start
You knocked me up (knocked me up) grow up, don't be a fart...

Verse 1:

I was on the pill, things were dandy until
I was late, about a week or so (bah-dah-dah)
I went to the doc, said he can't turn the clocks
I turned pale, and then I screamed "Oh no!"
(Hey, hey, hey) Might you have lied, just a bit?
(Hey, hey, hey) Shut up, you just should admit
(Hey, hey, hey) All that crap, was just a ploy
to get me in the sack!
Ooo-ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo-ooo...

CHORUS

Verse 2:

From the very first day, I can quote you to say
You won't leave, no matter what went on
Now I'm three months along, and I'm singing this song
Why'd you lie? Why did you do me wrong?
(Hey, hey, hey) You're no different from the rest
(Hey, hey, hey) You are gone, and my life's a mess
(Hey, hey, hey) And until you call, I'll be waiting with a knife to chop off your balls
Ooo-ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo-ooo...

CHORUS

I-I-I want you, to take care of this baby,
Cause that's what you said from the start,
You knocked me up (knocked me up) grow up, don't be a fart...