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Song Parodies -> "Killin' Bill Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Wedding Bell Blues"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Killin' Bill Blues"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

bill...i hate you so...i always will
i look at you and think how much i'd love to slay
oh...cause you tried to bump me off on my wedding day
i lay on my side, bill...blood, i was losin'
i was too tough to die, bill...there's no excusin'
you're pissin' me off and scarin' me
you thought you'd buried me, bill

i hate you so...i always will
and in your voice, i hear a choir that comes from hell
oh, and its guns i hear, instead of my wedding bells
i was the one who lay bloody, spouseless and lonely
i haven't lived one day, not hatin' you only
you're pissin' me off and scarin' me
you'd thought you'd buried me, bill

i hate you so...i always will
and this commotion in my heart is ragin' now
and bill, to see you dead and cold will be my vow
oh, come out, bill
oh, come out, bill
you wanna bury me, bill ?
i got the killin' bill blues
can't bury me, bill
i got the killin' bill blues
wanna kill bill

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Royce Miller - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is good; I made the mistake of trying to watch Kill Bill--don't know which part it was, doesn't matter, worst thing I've ever seen. Your parody is better than the movie.
Billy Florio - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody! I was thinking of doing a Kill Bill parody (I was thinking "Elle Driver" to Dio's "Holy Driver" or "Go Go Yumari" To BOC's "Go GO Godzilla") but I decided no.....great job on it.......and Royce, are you nuts? Kill Bill was awesome!
Royce Miller - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Billy--Well if you like women making each other bloody, I guess you would find it inspiring. I just didn't. And no, I'm not nuts. I just don't agree with you.
Claude Prez - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job Al; and Billy, I was thinking of an Elle parody too: "Nothing you can try can make me say goodbye to My Eye...."
malcolm higgins - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
good parody. I hate Uma Thurman, but love her character in these movies. 5-5-5 for the first time in history, I actually thought Lucy Liu was sexy..
alvin rhodes - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for the votes...i've only seen part 1 so far but i loved it.. in fact, i think tarantino is the best film-maker since kubrick
Billy Florio - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasnt the making women bloody part that was great, it was the film-making....Tarintino's excellent direction and his numorous references to films of the past..each chapter represented a different style of "Samuri" movie, from a Bruce Lee Kung Fu style, to an anime style, to a western style. Kill Bill One didnt have an ending, but remember, the film is split in two. Kill BIll 2, showed a completely different side of the movie and characters. It was more of a love story than anything. It followed more of a western set up. Im not sure which one i liked better though.....sorry, these were just ramblings from a wannabe film student lol
alvin rhodes - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
feel free to ramble away, billy...haven't seen part 2 yet...but soon
Johnny D - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
When you can snatch these three 5's from my keyboard, it will be time for you to write another parody.
Michael Pacholek - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
May I say one thing... This makes a good "Volume 2" if my "Ticked Off the Bride" is "Volume 1." (Shameless plug alert!)

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