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Song Parodies -> "Esurient"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Esurient"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

When there's no food left in the house
No packed goods or stuff in jars
Then it's not good to be famished
Especially if you're a carnivore

It appears you are esurient
Peckish, esurient
Esurient!
Esurient!

Hungry with strong cravings
Edacious, hoggish, stomach growling
Fast foods and buffet visions
And a quest for Golden chicken
Got the munchies, starved sensation
And a gluttonous imagination
Esurient!
Esurient!

No crumbs even for a mouse
Nothing in cabinets and drawers
Can't even make a sandwich
No cake nor candy bars

It appears you are esurient
Peckish, esurient
Esurient!
Esurient!

Could eat a horse!
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Jeff - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
This wasn't easy to digest (pun intended)... Oh wait, it was! 5's
Dave - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice spin on the OS lyrics. 5-5-5!
Monty Python - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
"'Ee I were all 'ungry-like!"
Fred - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Read this and then made a Dagwood sandwich! Oh boy!
Watch this - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
https://youtu.be/cWDdd5KKhts
Weight Watchers - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
That Jonathan guy should love this!
Jonathan - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ think so? 5s
Rob Arndt - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
K. Watanabe - June 15, 2017 - Report this comment
I, Katahooha Watanabe, samurai and parodist manqué, having witnessed the exquisitely hilarious and magnificently paced haiku of sensei Arndt, do hereby announce that, in a deep state of disgrace and humiliation, I will commit seppuku at 7 A.M. Saturday at Kyoto Starbucks. Backing me up for the ritual decapitation will be the samurai and divorce attorney Irving Weinstein. The Frappuccino will be on me from 6 A.M. to 9 A.M. FYI.
Rob Arndt - June 18, 2017 - Report this comment
I also delight in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse!

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