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Song Parodies -> "Malaria"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius"

Original Performer:

The Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"Malaria"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when the room...is filled with pests about
they're grouping here...a-flying far
these creeps...will nigh be banding
these chumps...will leave ya scarred

this is the dawning of the age of malaria
age of malaria
malaria
malaria

harms ya, see, when ones are landing
symptoms see, when bugs are hounding
first it will affect your vision
then your brain makes bad decisions
you will need some medication
when you feel these odd sensations
malaria
malaria

you'll feel doom...when hope is dying out
all loopy here...your brain all charred
there's things...that help to ban it
but drugs...to find, is hard

this is the dawning of the age of malaria
age of malaria
malaria
malaria

let's some drugs, find
let's some drugs, find
cause drugs find it
(repeat until cured)

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John Barry - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
A good air about malaria.
Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Great take on the OS, Alvin, no bugs about it!
2Eagle - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't forget to use Off.
LittleCUPcakes - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This is funny with the Mexican SwineFlu still in progress here in NorCAL. Any news on the Oriental BirdFlu ? ?
Andria - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I think the title was "Age of Aquarius/Let The Sunshine In", but it was still great nonetheless. And I hate mosquitos to boot. 5s.
Christie Marie M - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Alvin, how have you been? It's been a long time since I've read your parodies. I've been away for the past two weeks. Anyways, I've always been the mosquitos' food source every summer. Every year I tend to get mosquito bites and they itch like crazy! In regards to malaria, my mother lost one of her patients due to that ailment. I just hope I don't get it. Great parody as always. 5's.
alvin - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks john...thanks mark...thanks 2eagle...indeed ! ...thanks LCC...not sure....thanks andria...yeah, you're probably right...thanks christie...with my new job i don't have the spare time to write like i did...mosquitos never bother me...guess i don't taste good to them....sorry about your mom's patient
AFW - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
EXcellent title sub...and informative..well done
alvin - June 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....i printed up two pages of malaria facts and used none of it...lol
Peregrin - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Found via the random feature, Alvin. Good work, I hate mozzies (as they LOVE me) so any parody that sticks it to them rates highly in my book.

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