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Song Parodies -> "Matt Yourek"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Matt Yourek"

Parody Written by:

Dusty D

The Lyrics

This is a parody I did about my friend Matt Yourek. It was done in English class as an assignment to mimic the style of Beowulf. Matt is really smart and a very fast runner in cross country.
Matthew Yourek. He was the fastest of runners
The footland he conquers, is so long now
Oh, you're a quick one, but quick quits the quivers
The opponent who shivers, has looked in his eyes

They say when he was just a boy,
He ran the whole equator,
And still made time to ace his english test
Now its been told that there was no runner any greater
Matt was just simply the best

Matthew Yourek, as the starting gun fired
He knew that getting tired, was just for the weak
He beat'em. Yes beat 'em. And people were talking
The way he was walkin' proved how much he had pwnd.

As he feet stretched forth for a record time
The refs jaw dropped, but Matt just smiled
For him it was just his slow day
The clock stops and the whistle blows
The wind angel rests, and then goes...away

Matthew Yourek, the legacy that won all the races
When Evergreen faced you, they knew it was too late
It may be rainin', but that's not an issue
You know that no one can beat you, (know one can beat you)
You know that no one can beat you.. he's just that....great.

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