Now that I'm getting older I find it so sad to see
All the wrinkles on the face of the man in the mirror I see
And all that gray hair
Really pisses me off, oh yeah
But there's something that fries me even more
Going on up there

I hate my bald spot
It's as big as my fist (show fist)
I hate my bald spot
It looks just like this (point to head)
I hate my bald spot
In the summer it boils
I hate my bald spot
I have to put suntan oil
On my bald spot, bald spot

Now I don't understand this little joke that nature is playing
Hair grows out of my nose and my ears
But on my head it's not staying
I'll grow a pony tail and comb it over, oh yeah
I just hope Mother Nature doesn't get mad
And take it out some other where (hands over genitals)

I hate my bald spot
It make me look like a monk (hands praying)
I hate my bald spot
It puts me in a big funk (crossed arms)
I hate my bald spot
I can't pretend I'm a young guy
I hate my bald spot
When I'm wearing this bull's eye
I hate my bald spot, bald spot