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Song Parodies -> "On Broadwell"

Original Song Title:

"On Broadway"

Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"On Broadwell"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

Was former CIA director Petraeus more concerned with Top Secret items or Victoria’s Secret items?
They say that rivals get death threats
From Broadwell (from Broadwell).
They say there’s lots of envy in the air (from Broadwell).
‘Cause Paula thinks that I am hers,
And she does not take prisoners,
So women whom I look at should beware (of Broadwell).

I know the ride is something else
On Broadwell (on Broadwell).
I must surrender when her hips gyrate (on Broadwell).
It’s true my wife thinks this is sin,
But Paula calls and I’m All In;
Her guidance system makes my gun shoot straight (on Broadwell).

They do not like what I was doing
With Broadwell (with Broadwell).
She cannot write a full-length book they all scoff (at Broadwell).
But they’re not right; I know they’re wrong,
‘Cause she can make my short thing long,
So I don’t quit ‘til I get off
On Broadwell (on Broadwell).

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AFW - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Surprised not more votes and comments...very good title and follow up...right down my alley, so to speak...perfect title sub, too...
John Jenkins - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW. I would say that you have multiple alleys; but, yes, this topic is down one of your broad-er alleys.
Glen S - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm surprised there aren't more v/cs too. Very funny JJ. Especially enjoyed the middle stanza. And great to see you around again.
John Jenkins - November 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the V/C, Glen. And thanks for noticing my absence!
Meriadoc - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Liked the ALL IN and short thing ling parts...

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