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Song Parodies -> "Shave The Lint Pants For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Save The Last Dance For Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Shave The Lint Pants For Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Need these pants
For the dance..with my girl
To twirl, and to whirl
At the Prom, tonight..
Want 'em smooth..
In the groove..for every move
As I hold her tight..
But from the dryer, they're comin' out
With crazy fuzzy balls I see..
Oh Mama,
Shave these lint pants for me

Oh, I know (yes, I know)
Trousers should be right,
Creased and extra tight,
Up around the buns..
As we swing
Other eyes will dart
Must look real smart,
No lint ball dunce..
I know the laundry genius, you are
So, keep me lookin' handsomely,
Oh Mama,
Shave the lint pants for me

You are my last hope
Can't be a dope
Countin' on your special touch..
Get the razor, show..your magic glow
That I need oh, so much..

It's the dance (it's the dance)
That we've waited for,
Gonna' burn the floor,
Till it's smokin' hot..
Got my date,
She's a special chick
That you helped me pick,
And I like a lot..
After the dance, I'm takin' her home,
These fuzz balls would embarrass me
Please, Mama..
Shave the lint pants for me..

----Non-parental interlewd----

After the dance, I'm takin' her home,
And fuzz balls would embarrass me
So, Mama..
Shave the lint pants for me..

Shave the lint pants for me, mmm-hummm
Shave the lint pants for me, mmmm

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Arwen - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL...I liked this!
John Barry - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title!
littleCUPcakes - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, this is cute, and it really brings back the Magic of this Drifters' Song! The "dual meaning" also lends ' the Edge' to it!
Christie Marie M - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
You may have shaved the lint off your designer pants, but there are 3 fuzzballs of 5's left in your pockets!
Mark Scotti - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Silly & fun! We need some of that today...
alvin - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
leave it to you to make lint entertaining
AFW - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all...

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