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Song Parodies -> "Up On The Catwalk"

Original Song Title:

"Under the Boardwalk"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Drifters

Parody Song Title:

"Up On The Catwalk"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Is it just me or are male modles a bit flame-boyant?
Oh! When spotlight beams down
And makes me sweat inside my suit
Yes, us models are hot
But we are far from fireproof

Up on the Catwalk
I am flaming yeah
In my trailer with fresh iced tea
Where I should be

Up on the Catwalk (Two thousand bucks)
Up on the Catwalk (I'm too hot for this junk)
Up on the Catwalk (I'll be showing off butt)
Up on the Catwalk (Who you calling a slut?!)
Up on the Catwalk, Catwalk

In the stands you'll cheer
My hunky bod, in your sight is swell
Mm-mm But on stage you'll bake
Till you're red-hot and start to smell
Up on the Catwalk, I'm too sexy, yeah
Where I'm turning on the walkway's
Where I'll be

Up on the Catwalk (I strut and spun)
Up on the Catwalk (I'll be wooing someone)
Up on the Catwalk (Models wearing suede gloves)
Up on the Catwalk (You're below, we're above)
Up on the Catwalk, Catwalk

(Sweating off fall clothing line)

Oooooooooh
Up on the Catwalk, Too high degrees, yeah
In the fall wardrobe with my body
I am sweating

Up on the Catwalk (It's like the sun)
Up on the Catwalk (I can't wait till I'm done)
Up on the Catwalk (Looking hot sure ain't tough)
Up on the catwalk (Rather model in buff)
Up on the Catwalk, Catwalk

"I'm too sexy for this song"

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alvin rhodes - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
funny one
Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"Who you calling a slut?" Hee! 555
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
As they say in those Guinness commercials (and much more appropriate this time)... BRILLIANT! I love merged parodies, and this one takes the cake! Doesn't eat it, though. Men though they may be (barely), they are, still, models.
John Barry - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the very model of model mock that's lyrical. 5s
stuart mcarthur - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
great comment JB - excellent Matthias 555
stuart mcarthur - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(U) not only have I commented, but I was the last commenter, no less, and just last week I see - so, what I said, excellent, Matthias, and I liked the way you snuck "I'm too sexy for this song" in there
Adagio - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(U05) Funny one! 5's
tomario - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
"WHO YOU CALLING A SLUT ?!" MADE I CHUCKLE !
Red Ant - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCU05) Can't remember this one too well, but funny and good job varying the choruses.
Kristof Robertson - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) I remember this well...one of your best
Rick C - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Way to strut your stuff! 555
Johnny D - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Way to stuff your strut! 555

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