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Song Parodies -> "The Cystal Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"The Bristol Stomp"

Original Performer:

The Dovells

Parody Song Title:

"The Cystal Stuff"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Williams

The Lyrics

What the song really was about
The girls in Bristol
Are sharp as a Pistol
When they do the Crystal Stuff
Really Something
how the Joint is Jumping
When they do the Crystal Stuff

Ooh ohh the stars are spinning every Friday Niight
They are the greatest if they get it right
Cuz It's the latest it's the greatest try it with me

The girls in Bristol
Are sharp as a Pistol
When they do the Crystal Stuff
Really Something
how the Joint is Jumping
When they do the Crystal Stuff

Ooh Ohh we got it from Bristol
And it got us high
We holla we whistled, never coming down
We're totally tripping, come you can try it with me

The girls in Bristol
Are sharp as a Pistol
When they do the Crystal Stuff
Really Something
how the Joint is Jumping
When they do the Crystal Stuff

It's just like PCP,
It'll get you off your feet and fly
Want to feel fine
ANd once you get with me
You'll fall in love with me
The Crystal Stuff will make you mine, all mine

Those girls are spinning every friday night
They are the greatest if they do it right
We on the latest it's the greatest try it with me

The girls in Bristol
Are sharp as a Pistol
When they do the Crystal Stuff
Really Something
how the Joint is Jumping
When they do the Crystal Stuff

YOu get it from Bristol It'll get you high
You'll holla you'll whistle, never coming down
We totally tripping, don't you want to try it with me

The girls in Bristol
Are sharp as a Pistol
When they do the Crystal Stuff
Really Something
how the Joint is Jumping
When they do the Crystal Stuff


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