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Song Parodies -> "Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Break On Through (To The Other Side)"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Wildcard Versus Rocksann Fight"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

Why didn't I just change names before I got this crazy idea?
You know a lance knocks off a night
Knights darker then day
Run and hide
Cows outside
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight

Rocksann wants to rock out here
Harmonica queer
Wildcard knows
And puns in O's
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight

Everybody do the monkey
Elephanty telephoney

Oh hit, oh hit
Big fit, big fit

Wear t-shirts you're right to bare arms
A desert in desquise
Grizzly bear
Water lies
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight

Made insane from weak to week
Hay to yah! flower to flour
Circle is straight
Creep and hide
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Wildcard versus rocksann fight
Are we through ?

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Yoidy - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back, Mad Ann. Bobby Knight is a psycho! 555.
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I had to read a parody to a song by one of my favorite groups. Good rhyming.
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Interesting. . .Wildcard. . .I still owe you a background track don't I? Argh--so many things to do. . .sorry buddy. . .I'll get to it.
AFW - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice bunch a' puns
Ann Hammond - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks badave and AFW I think switching to Wildcard for my band name would fit me better. I can still rock once in a while, but I do better when I think crazy.
Ann Hammond - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Cant do that. I'll go with madann. Maybe I should change my name in the 00's to madann too so there's no confusion.

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