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Song Parodies -> "Torch Me"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Torch Me"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

yeah
come on
come on
come on
come on
now torch me, baby
can't you see that i am not afraid
that's quite a bonfire that you made
why don't you burn me to pieces
that's quite a bonfire that you made

now, i...will be gone, soon
up to heaven..with the saints
i...will be gone, soon
as the flames rise to the sky
i soon will fry

come on
come on
come on
come on
now, torch me, baby
can't you see that i will never fade
i'm quite the martyr on parade
i'm an acquaintance of jesus
i'm quite the martyr on parade

now, i...will burn up soon
and good heavens...i'll feel pain
i will burn up soon
will the lord reach from the sky
or let me die ?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Royce Miller - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I was attracted to the title, and the parody itself left me a little crispy.
John Barry - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for your fire.
alvin rhodes - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce and john
MrMacphisto - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
As Dick Vitale would say, "He's on fire!" 5-5-5
Johnny D - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, and now you can do that other Doors tune, too ...
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks mr macphisto and johnny
PMS - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hot damn! That was good. You gotta do "Come on Baby, Light My Fire" next!

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