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Song Parodies -> "Sheet Slop"

Original Song Title:

"Peace Frog"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Sheet Slop"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there's crud on the sheets
the smell of it rankles
there's crud on the sheets
its full of disease
crud on the sheets
i've got no bravado
crud on the sheets
poor wallowing me

i think i'm gonna change the sheets today
strip the mattress bare

crud on the sheets
its a river of sickness
crud on the sheets
clean up or i'll die
yeah...the filth just runs down the leg of the bedpost
the linen is getting too filthy for sleeping

they're turning brown...and must be thrown away
strip the mattress bare

breakfast is scattered at dawn as i'm sleeping
toast joins this young man's fragile eggshell rinds

crud on the sheets
when it should be my haven
crud stains the front and the back of my linen
crud has been smooshed and its surely a bummer
cruddy dead bugs in pathetic p.j.s

crud is a pain and the smell of it lingers
crud has been born cause there's no sanitation
crud is a growth of mysterious origin

there's crud on the sheets
the smell of it rankles
crud on the sheets
its full of disease
crud on the sheets
i've got no bravado
crud on the sheets
poor wallowing me




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AFW - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Unique, and wildly excellent..
Stuart McArthur - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
so how long have you been a bachelor exactly, alvin? - LOL - 555
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, Al...but a fun read nonetheless
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW stuart and kristof
Scrumtrulecent - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
One Of My Favorite Doors Songs and you Did A good Parody version

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