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Song Parodies -> "He's A Really Blind Umpire"

Original Song Title:

"light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"He's A Really Blind Umpire"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

He calls all the wrong calls he can
You'd think that he is just a liar
Seems he's from another land
Maybe he's just really tired

He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire

He says that every strike's a ball
Now how did he ever get hired
He shouldn't be there at all
It's like the other team was the buyer

He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh

The time for those bad calls is through
Now we will throw him in the mire
With him we can only lose
It's like the other team was the buyer

He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh

Oh, all his calls are so untrue
You'd think that he is just a liar
But he says what he sees, booooo!
Seems he couldn't be much higher

He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
His eyesight is myopic, dude
He needs that LASIKŪ photon-fire
To avoid and to preclude
All the bleacher-bums' beer-goggled ire
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Frodo comes from Tolkiens' "Shire"
2Eagle - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Maybe somebody gave Saddam Hussein a job throwing each other's baseball games.
Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, yes, the ballad of Tim Tschida.
Larry Hensley - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone.
LucidLupin LeeBee - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked it! 5s
Larry Hensley - March 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks LeeBee.

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