Song Parodies -> He's A Really Blind Umpire
| Original Song Title: | "light My Fire" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "He's A Really Blind Umpire" |
| Parody Written by: | Larry Hensley |
He calls all the wrong calls he can
You'd think that he is just a liar
Seems he's from another land
Maybe he's just really tired
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
He says that every strike's a ball
Now how did he ever get hired
He shouldn't be there at all
It's like the other team was the buyer
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh
The time for those bad calls is through
Now we will throw him in the mire
With him we can only lose
It's like the other team was the buyer
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh
Oh, all his calls are so untrue
You'd think that he is just a liar
But he says what he sees, booooo!
Seems he couldn't be much higher
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
You'd think that he is just a liar
Seems he's from another land
Maybe he's just really tired
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
He says that every strike's a ball
Now how did he ever get hired
He shouldn't be there at all
It's like the other team was the buyer
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh
The time for those bad calls is through
Now we will throw him in the mire
With him we can only lose
It's like the other team was the buyer
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire, oh
Oh, all his calls are so untrue
You'd think that he is just a liar
But he says what he sees, booooo!
Seems he couldn't be much higher
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
Yeah, he's just the worst umpire
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His eyesight is myopic, dude
He needs that LASIK® photon-fire
To avoid and to preclude
All the bleacher-bums' beer-goggled ire
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Frodo comes from Tolkiens' "Shire"
He needs that LASIK® photon-fire
To avoid and to preclude
All the bleacher-bums' beer-goggled ire
He's a really blind umpire
He's a really blind umpire
Frodo comes from Tolkiens' "Shire"
Maybe somebody gave Saddam Hussein a job throwing each other's baseball games.
Ah, yes, the ballad of Tim Tschida.
Thanks, everyone.
Liked it! 5s
Thanks LeeBee.
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