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Song Parodies -> "When The Corne Is Out Of"

Original Song Title:

"When The Music's Over"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"When The Corne Is Out Of"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Here's my entry in Meriadoc's Weird Parody Challenge contest, in which Meriadoc challenges the entrants to use the line "When the corne is out of Parc an Venton" in a song parody...
Yeah, c'mon...

When the corne is out of
When the corne is out of there
When the corne is out of
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton, yeah

When the corne is out of
When the corne is out of
When the corne is out of
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton

For the corne-cob
Is your
Special friend
Pants desire it more than men
Corne-cob
Is your
Corney friend
Fun-drill your end
Fun-drill your end
Fun-drill your end

Cancel my prescription for enhanced erection
Send my credentials to the Farm of Distention
I shove corne stems inside

The Jolly Green Giant won't stop
His ten-foot zucchini won't drop
A feast of stems
"Ho Ho!" he cried
Harvestin' beans
Out-sized!

Before I sink
Into the pig sty
I want to hear
I want to hear
The oink of the Porkie Pie

Come back, Porkie
Back into my sty
We're gettin' tired of rootin' around
Wallowin' 'round in that brown fragrant ground

I smell a very gentle smell
Very strong yet very weak
Very hard, yeah, very wrong
Piglet spray, go away

What have I done to my girth?
What have I done to my bear blister?
Stuffaged and chundered, ate chips here, and dip, sir
Stuck beer and chives in my smile with a yawn
Untied my defenses and shagged the john

I hear a very dental sound
And corne here down I will pound
We want the corne and we want it...
We want the CORNE and we want it...
Now...
Now?
NOW !!!

Piglets fight, babe
Niblets bite, babe
Shuck us!
Please us!
Shuck us!

So when the corne is out of
When the corne is out of there
When the corne is out of
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton
Parc an Venton

Well that corne-cob
Is your
Special friend
You desire it more than men
Corne-cob
Is your
Horny friend
A-maize your end
A-maize your end
A-maize your end

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Rick D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't imagine anyone doing more or better with that silly line Merry gave you.
Tim Mayfield - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderfully done. Quite imaginitive.
AFW - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Corne, and good..5's
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Johnny, you are such a bad boy! I will save my voting for once the contest is started, but thanks for participating! :-)

C'mon Rick! Why don't you enter? :-)
Johnny D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Tim, AFW, and Merry!
Rick D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Because I don't speak French. And like real corn, I'm having trouble getting my teeth around that line.
Johnny D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, a Beatles maven like you could do something with, say, for example, "We're Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" = 10 syllables, to, "When the corne is out of Parc an Venton" = 10 syllables. Or, how about, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" = 10 syllables, to, "Will you cure his gout, when the corne is out, of Parc an Venton" ?
Johnny D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, make that 15, not 10, syllables for my second Beatles-example in my previous comment. "...will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four?" = 10 syllables, as does, "...when the corne is out, of Parc an Venton".
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, like Rick (and all other "Real" Americans...harrumph...) I don't know what this French term means. While I occasionally may write out of ignorance I try not to do it intentionally...However, I do like your work and there are some clues that DO bring some very specific imagery to your parody here. Think I'll wait for someone to educate me before I vote, though...I am curious about the term but too lazy to look it up myself...I'm in the middle of trying to write a few new pieces in my now somewhat limited free time...
Phil Alexander - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Surprisingly enough, I DKTOS... but this reads extremely, er.., extremely *something*. And amaizingly corney, too ;-)
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
good on you Johnny - I have to admit I did mine to help Meriadoc get started, but actually I REALLY enjoyed it - there's a bit of freedom in having a completely blank nonsense canvas before you, yes? - as I think you felt too, maybe - 555 of course (well-deserved but you would have gotten them just for the exercise)
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, Phil, and Stuart.
Andy Roper - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff . DKTOS but I enjoyed it.
Peregrin - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Amazing to think that JD wrote a lewd parody about Corn! Hang on, no it isn't ! Ha!
Meriadoc - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Just doing the preliminary reads for later voting, and I saw Rick and Paul's comments - hee hee! It's not FRENCH, it's CORNish. No, seriously. It is. Really. Honest. :-D
Johnny D - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Andy, Pippin, and Merry.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Eatable desires seems to bring out the strangest behaviour in people. In one of the emergency wards in one of the hospitals where I did my training there was this guy who came in with a zuccini stuck in his... lets call it processed food disposal unit. He claimed to have been harvesting them from a really muddy area and therefore had been washing them in his shower when he slipped and accidentally sat on one of them. True story. Maybe not from his side though... :-)
Stuart McArthur - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(weird) already commented
Johnny D - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter and Stuart. Happy Boxing Day!
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(PAV contest) I stand amaized at Johnny's inate ability to turn the most innocent of phrases into a debauch! ;-D

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