Song Parodies -> Touch Me Peg
| Original Song Title: | "Touch Me" |
| Original Performer: | The Doors |
| Parody Song Title: | "Touch Me Peg" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
(instrumental intro)
Matey! Matey! Matey! Matey!
Now
Touch me peg!
Can't you see,
That I've a wooden leg?
Swab up that vomit on me deck!
Slide it under me railing, there ---
Swab up that vomit on me deck!
(instrumental riff)
(Now) I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer me cabin boy, hearty!
I'm,
Gonna love you,
'Til me spars, fall from, me thighs,
An' I can't rise!
(instrumental break)
Matey! Matey! Matey! Matey!
Now
Touch me peg!
Let me see,
You on me middle leg!
Lock up dumb seamen in the head!
What, didn't ye hear what me said ---
Hock up some seamen in the bed!
(instrumental break)
I'm,
Gonna swab you,
'Til in hearty voice ya scream!
I've,
Gone an' swabbed you
Got ye drunk, on grog, so I'd,
Be satisfied!
(instrumental riff)
I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer me mermaid-boy at sea!
I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer a Jolly-Roger-guy,
AND SO AM I !!!
(instrumental ending)
Matey! Matey! Matey! Matey!
Now
Touch me peg!
Can't you see,
That I've a wooden leg?
Swab up that vomit on me deck!
Slide it under me railing, there ---
Swab up that vomit on me deck!
(instrumental riff)
(Now) I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer me cabin boy, hearty!
I'm,
Gonna love you,
'Til me spars, fall from, me thighs,
An' I can't rise!
(instrumental break)
Matey! Matey! Matey! Matey!
Now
Touch me peg!
Let me see,
You on me middle leg!
Lock up dumb seamen in the head!
What, didn't ye hear what me said ---
Hock up some seamen in the bed!
(instrumental break)
I'm,
Gonna swab you,
'Til in hearty voice ya scream!
I've,
Gone an' swabbed you
Got ye drunk, on grog, so I'd,
Be satisfied!
(instrumental riff)
I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer me mermaid-boy at sea!
I'm,
Gonna love you,
Yer a Jolly-Roger-guy,
AND SO AM I !!!
(instrumental ending)
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Arrrg matey - I've heard of the deep swallowin' seamen whole, 'tis a frightful tale you weave.
I bet a lot more swabbing went on beneath the decks than they ever let on, johnny - 555
Those darn butt pirates. 5's
Arrrr - ya sea fags, ye kin all be swabbin' on Davey Joneses cocker, ye scurvy dogs, ya.
Shiver me f***in' timbers! 555
Nothing clever to say here, just hehehehe! (Great imagery) 5's
A shipshape shanty. This reminds me, matey, I've got Part II of my Ancient Mariner parody ready to launch soon.
This was great! ;-D
love the song, but don't ask me to go sailin' with ya...5s
I thought this was going to be about Al Bundy
Don't fret, Rick. I thought it was going to be about Peggy Hill.
What is it with Johnny D and the men of the sea? Can Aquaman be far behind? Or Patrick Duffy in his Man From Atlantis days? Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner? Can we expect to see each or any of these before the Gales of November come early?
Thanks very much, Guy, Stuart, Lionel, Blew, Kristof, Adagio, JB, Meriadoc, Alvin, Rick, Jonathan, and Michael! (P.S. Thanks for the ideas, Michael, ARRRHHH!)
This song should be "Rated Arrrrrrrr"! 555
Thank ye, Cap'n Arrrrrgri !
I should have sung this!
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
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