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Song Parodies -> "Ugliest Stench At These Docks"

Original Song Title:

"Twentieth Century Fox"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Ugliest Stench At These Docks"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Well, these fashion magazines
Have these fashion perfume cards

They make longshoremen sneeze
On every cargo barge

That breeze, so bad
Worse than a musky fox

It's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks

It's worse, much worse,
Than any curse, or pox

It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah

Tuna spleen ain't cruel
An eel's intestines are great

Rotten fish is cool
Its odor dissipates

But perfume cards
Would make a vulture balk

'Cause it's the ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks

Smells like hurl locked up
Inside a nasty box

It's the ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks, oh yeah
Ugliest stench at these docks
It's the ugliest stench at these docks

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Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know about ugliest - I reckon percocet and swordfish smell just as bad - 555
Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This smells a lot like 555
Lionel Mertens - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny's trippin with the Doors. Behind door #5, are 5 Barker beauties with a five year subscription to Fish and Game (no girlie man perfume cards here).
alvin rhodes - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
yep, i well remember smelly fashion magazines when i was a longshoreman...this is great...5s
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes! A blow against the olfactoterrorists.
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
What is it with you and longshoremen? As fetishes go, that one's stranger than most. But this was a great parody. And too damn true.
Johnny D - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Stuart & Dee & Lionel & Alvin & JB & Michael!
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You're coming up with some out-there ideas lately, JD...555
Agrimorfee - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm giving it a 555, too. It's the kind of idea, that, if I had thought of it first, I would have said, "Nah...too stupid." You took the initiative, though, and I applaud your skills once again. :)
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof and Agrimorfee.
Jeff Reuben - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny...I expected the song to be about the stench of fish or garbage or something, you surprised me. Good original idea.
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff.
Stuart McArthur - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(U) - clever idea, JD, and good idea for the OS, but I'm too spoilt by your brilliance to call this one of your best :-)

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