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Song Parodies -> "The Crystal Drip"

Original Song Title:

"The Crystal Ship"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"The Crystal Drip"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

A free audio sample of "The Crystal Ship" can be found on the following web page: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002I25/qid%3D1070819363/sr%3D1-5/102-9335827-8269751
Folgers
You drip
In-to
Un-consciousness

And fire up
My a-wareness

Another
Steam-ing
Cup of bliss
And after this
Another piss


Caffeine is bright
It fills my brain
Encloses me in mental flames

The grind
You
Drank
Was
Brewed in vain
It tasted strange, it tasted strange


Oh tell me where
Your beans you buy
Their caffeine buzz got me so high

Deliver
Me from
Starbucks™
Why?
I'd rather buy
Dan Rather's fly


The Crystal Drip
Is being filled
With Folgers now
As Olsen shills, "The richest, a-ro-ma-tic kind"
More caffeine please,
Jump-start my mind!

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Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
The Ones Guy awoke before dawn. He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery, and he dropped it on his foot! I must give this song a five. It lets us know that we're alive. A funny parody. It looks real good to me. The laughs on you depend, your talent I commend. Gotta give it five.
alvin rhodes - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
dan rather's fly ?
Johnny D - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, MP and alvin. Dan Rather's fly, yes, indeed, what is the zippery, Kenneth?

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