Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "J. Lo., I Dumped You"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"J. Lo., I Dumped You"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

j. lo., i dumped you
you won't get my last name
j. lo., i dumped you
i got wise to your games
j. lo., i dumped you
you're a second class dame
j. lo., i dumped you
you're no longer my flame

i once thought you were swee-eet
blind i was, to your deceit
and you thought i'd be the guy-uy
to make you queen in the public eye

j. lo., i dumped you
and yourself, you should blame
j. lo., i dumped you
your mom thinks its a shame
j. lo., i dumped you
boy, are you ever lame
j. lo., i dumped you
just go back where you came

you hold your nose so high-igh
too much make-up, you apply-y
your butt is bigger than that ol' king kong
and i really hate your stupid songs

once, you swept me off my feet
like a dog, you made my hell complete
did you finally hope to tame this fool ?
did you like to see my lusty drool ?

j. lo...j. lo...j. lo...j. lo...j. lo...j. lo...j. lo
i hate you
j.lo.
i'll see ya, baby
j. lo...j. lo...j. lo...j. lo

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
555 ... well, at least she's not hard to look at ... or in a manner speaking perhaps she is ...
Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops, I meant to say "...or in a manner of speaking..."
Meriadoc - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee Alvin, you were with J. Lo? Imagine that! ;-D
Grace Hampton - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hello, I love you - J. Lo, I hate you - that's good. Now do one about Monica Lewinsky.
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
no, merry, i've never had j. lo.,....jello, yes, j. lo., no..i don't think i could afford her....and thank you and grace for the votes
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
...and thanks for your vote, too, johnny !
Adagio - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Food job on this one! 5's
Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Say, Adagio....what's a "Food job" ? .... heh heh heh
Michael Pacholek - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Despite the excellence of this parody, SHE dumped HIM. You see, she finally figured out that she's from The Bronx and he's from Boston, and the only way those two will meet results in a Yankee victory.
Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Ben was dating J-Lo? (Good song!)
Adagio - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...just wanted to see if you were paying attention.;) It's 'good' job, natch.
alvin rhodes - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the votes and comments, folks
Paul Robinson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - Great job again. You're on a bit of a roll here, I see.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my previous 555 vote.
vivian - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
great parody. I especially liked the line about her butt being bigger than King Kong.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thedoors24.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 623