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Song Parodies -> "Gluteus Maximus"

Original Song Title:

"The End"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Gluteus Maximus"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

The story of a man who has the perfect butt.
Here is my end
It's my rear end
Here is my end
Let's start a trend, my end

It's so perky and so tan, my end
So clean, so spic 'n span, my end
Not hairy, the right size, my end
You will never look at my thighs...again

My picture is now free
On late night porn TV
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's cash
I'm a...desperate man

Bet that Roman gladiators are vain
And all single girls they crave
Homosexuals all go faint
Looking at my bum today, yeah

The gym club's on the edge of town
Do Pilates sets, baby
Weird dudes inside the showers
Think my tush is best, baby

Like pound cake, like pound cake
Can you take my butt? It's great baby
My flab is gone, 7 inches
Like pound cake...I'm bold, and my butt is gold

This nest is the best
This nest is the best
Squeeze here, please be my guest

My gluteus is maximus
My gluteus is maximus
My God, it's tremendous

The studboy awoke before dawn, he took his pants off
He took a photo of his prized booty
And he paid some magazines a call
He first went to the offices of Hustler...and then he
Paid a visit to Penthouse, and then he
He went over to the Playboy Mansion
And he went to a door, and he looked inside
Christie Hefner (yes sir?) I want to pose for you...

Mother? I GOT A JOB!!!!!!...

C'mon you gluteus maximus
C'mon you gluteus maximus
C'mon you gluteus maximus
There ain't no time to fret or fuss
Doin' a nude shot
Show my tuchis
Doin' a nude shot
C'mon, yeah

Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose!

Here's my rear end
Beautiful end, my end
It's my rear end
I make it bend, my end

It's such a life for me
Earn cash for nudity
Off to the showers, the girls sigh
Oh, all the fights! They love to spy

Here's to my End.

Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee. Sorry, Jim.

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Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
555

You know that it would be so rude
For you to shirk your fetish duty
Maybe I should just dump you
And call that Blowfish guy named Hootie
Come on baby bite my booty
Come on baby bite my booty
Bite my maximus-sized glutey

alvin rhodes - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
what a riot....5s....mr. morrison would have gotten in a less trouble if he had only showed his ASS
Adam Zen B. - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great one Agrimorfee! It's a hard song to parody, but you did a great job!
Rick D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a model parody.
Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is the living end. Alvin: The Doors did that every time he took the stage: Showed their ass. His name was Jim. Of course, his biggest-ass-in-rock record was broken by David Lee Roth, but everyone knows the spandex was juiced that season.
Bertha Butt - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody may be the butt of many jokes, but I'm giving you 555.
Johnny D - March 13, 2004 - Report this comment
".....the spandex was juiced that season...." ??? Michael Pacholek, get your mind out of the dugout and have yourself a Fenway-frank with everything.
John Jenkins - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Your gluteus humor is maximus.
Jared - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
In the end, these fives don't even matter. LOL, yeah, they will.....good luck in the contest, may the best parodist win, as you said on the board.
Guy - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - but I feel I should know this one. Hope you post a midi or some audio reference for the SOTM competition. I lost my hard drive recently and had to replace it last week. I don't have the sound working yet. Can't find the right drivers for my sound card but I should have that working before the competition voting takes place. Good luck.
Melhi - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Not one of your tighter paced parodies, but otherwise you did a really good job on a really long song that doesn't sound like it would be remotely easy to parody.
Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
The "mother - I got a job" part was classic!
Spaff.com - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Weird scenes inside the Ag's mind. Reminds me of Dana Carvey as George Michael on SNL: "Look at my butt!" Wild, weird, and funny. Good job.
Peregrin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I had a good laugh at this!
neminem - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
First off, I want to thank you because in searching for the original, I came across and downloaded 3 totally unrelated songs ;-). Secondly, wow. Strange, but surprisingly amusing. 5/5/5
Claude Prez - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
"I'm bold, and my butt is gold"--Somehow I can hear Morrison saying this. Nice job.
Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - Great job! I missed this one originally. 5's
2nz - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
The end was better than I thought it would be.
Adagio - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good
Melhi - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
G, what nice cheeks you have -- what better to parody about, my dear?
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Whose butt can live in leather?
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job! 555!
Spaff.com - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
What Spaff said. Oh, and great title.
Claude Prez - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I still like the "My butt is gold line" best. And the odds of anyone else doing a better parody to this song are asstronomical.
Paul Robinson - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Agri - Voted back in April on this. Nice job.
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny...definitely in the top half
martha - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
another off the wall offering!
2nz - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Once again, here's to your end.
carly_carlz - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 billion and 3. Jim Morrison loveess you.
Max Power - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Time to butt in.
Jeff Reuben - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Fun read again 14 years later. See above!
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I like great butt parodies and I cannot lie, you other authors can't deny that when Agri walks in this parody so great but with no signs of its age, you vote fives!
Matthias - February 06, 2018 - Report this comment
A buttload of fun and laughs to be had here! You might be a bit of an ass but in the end didn’t SIT this one out!

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