-> "Gluteus Maximus"
Original Song Title:
"The End"
Parody Song Title:
"Gluteus Maximus"
The Lyrics
Here is my end
It's my rear end
Here is my end
Let's start a trend, my end
It's so perky and so tan, my end
So clean, so spic 'n span, my end
Not hairy, the right size, my end
You will never look at my thighs...again
My picture is now free
On late night porn TV
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's cash
I'm a...desperate man
Bet that Roman gladiators are vain
And all single girls they crave
Homosexuals all go faint
Looking at my bum today, yeah
The gym club's on the edge of town
Do Pilates sets, baby
Weird dudes inside the showers
Think my tush is best, baby
Like pound cake, like pound cake
Can you take my butt? It's great baby
My flab is gone, 7 inches
Like pound cake...I'm bold, and my butt is gold
This nest is the best
This nest is the best
Squeeze here, please be my guest
My gluteus is maximus
My gluteus is maximus
My God, it's tremendous
The studboy awoke before dawn, he took his pants off
He took a photo of his prized booty
And he paid some magazines a call
He first went to the offices of Hustler...and then he
Paid a visit to Penthouse, and then he
He went over to the Playboy Mansion
And he went to a door, and he looked inside
Christie Hefner (yes sir?) I want to pose for you...
Mother? I GOT A JOB!!!!!!...
C'mon you gluteus maximus
C'mon you gluteus maximus
C'mon you gluteus maximus
There ain't no time to fret or fuss
Doin' a nude shot
Show my tuchis
Doin' a nude shot
C'mon, yeah
Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose! Pose!
Here's my rear end
Beautiful end, my end
It's my rear end
I make it bend, my end
It's such a life for me
Earn cash for nudity
Off to the showers, the girls sigh
Oh, all the fights! They love to spy
Here's to my End.
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