-> "Oh No, My Hair's Screwed"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, I Love You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Oh No, My Hair's Screwed"
The Lyrics
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Will you look at my mane?!
Oh no, my hair's screwed
What will I do to tame said mane?
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Will you look at my mane?!
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Cannot even brush without pain
I'm brushing without screams
Dry my hair gentle as can be
Cringe as I really try
Straighten while holding back a sigh
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Would you look at my mane?
Uh oh, a puffball
Wet that puff that's insane
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Would you look at my mane?
Oh no, my hair's screwed
It just drives me insane
I style my hair so nice
Hold my head so very high
My arms are long and my hair is too
When I move then my hair does too
Sideways, ouch, burned ouch *bleep*
Face is red, that burns, ugh dumb thing *bleep*
I do hope while straight, my hair looks cool
Do you know the work to get these freakin' locks unstuck?!
Owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh
I got screwed
Owww ohhh
Burned, need some ice, baby
Oh no, owww ohhh, Oh no, Owww ohhh
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