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Song Parodies -> "Oh No, My Hair's Screwed"

Original Song Title:

"Hello, I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Oh No, My Hair's Screwed"

Parody Written by:

Annie

The Lyrics

When I get out of the shower, my hair is one big puffball, even if I condition it and it's a disaster to even try and brush it, let alone style it and make it straight (it's wavy naturally). This parody is an ode to the trouble I go through to make it look presentable. The last 2 verses are what I go through when the hair straightener burns me so there's no confusion :) And the "bleeps" are swearing but censored ;)
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Will you look at my mane?!
Oh no, my hair's screwed
What will I do to tame said mane?
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Will you look at my mane?!
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Cannot even brush without pain

I'm brushing without screams
Dry my hair gentle as can be
Cringe as I really try
Straighten while holding back a sigh

Oh no, my hair's screwed
Would you look at my mane?
Uh oh, a puffball
Wet that puff that's insane
Oh no, my hair's screwed
Would you look at my mane?
Oh no, my hair's screwed
It just drives me insane

I style my hair so nice
Hold my head so very high
My arms are long and my hair is too
When I move then my hair does too

Sideways, ouch, burned ouch *bleep*
Face is red, that burns, ugh dumb thing *bleep*
I do hope while straight, my hair looks cool
Do you know the work to get these freakin' locks unstuck?!

Owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh, owww ohhh
I got screwed
Owww ohhh
Burned, need some ice, baby
Oh no, owww ohhh, Oh no, Owww ohhh
Hope you like. Sorry if the pacing is off. It was difficult to parody. Here is the OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzM71scYw0M

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Rob Arndt - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Hair-raising! 555!
Annie - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
LOL thanks Rob :) I wanted to go outside of my comfort zone and try a harder song. My hair is not curly but not straight either...just wavy. I keep it just at my collarbone and after I wash it...oh man. It turns into a big wavy puffball. So I basically have to straighten it to make it look decent, which involves about 20 minutes of using the hair dryer, round brush and then straightener to do so. And if I don't condition...forget even trying to get a brush through it. I'm sure other women can feel my pain
Jonathan - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
hello I loved it let me give it some 5's bad luck? write 'bout it's what we do with our lives! ...if my parody's annoying feel free to show me The Doors...
Annie - October 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank you Jonathan :D That means a lot! Nah you and your parodies aren't annoying :P

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