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Song Parodies -> "Seventeenth Century Pox"

Original Song Title:

"Twentieth Century Fox"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Seventeenth Century Pox"

Parody Written by:

Pol Potlatch

The Lyrics

Hell like Mather he keens
And of slatterns he’ll prate
His sweaters lackin’ sleeves
He ain’t no fashion plate
And he would drag us back to use of stocks

He’s a seventeenth century pox
He’s got seventeenth century ’dox’

In gear, stokes fear
Cheers for the year that Rocks*
He’s a seventeenth century pox oh yeah!

That obscene man tool
Thrust through a hitched lady gate
In his mind the rule
It’s just to procreate
Don’t like these times
Give gals chastity locks

He’s a seventeenth century pox
Give gals seventeenth century frocks

His worldview’s locked up
Inside a Mather box

He’s a seventeenth century pox oh yeah
Seventeenth century stocks oh yeah
Get them teens chastity locks
He would censor freedom with his ’dox’


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