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Song Parodies -> "Pump My Tire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Pump My Tire"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

You know I burst my inner tube
With a needle-nose Craftsman plier.
I’m feeling like a clumsy boob,
But Sears is closed, no seller buyer.
Come on baby pump my tire
As soon as you get home from choir
You’re the only air attendant I’d hire.

The time to re-inflate is cued,
No fix-a-flat did I acquire,
I’m starving cause I have no food
And my Goodyear warranty expired.
Come on baby pump my tire
As soon as you get home from choir
You’re the only air attendant I’d hire.

Tire Pump & HandFarts Jam

The time to re-inflate is cued,
No fix-a-flat did I acquire,
I’m starving cause I have no food
And my Goodyear warranty expired.
Come on baby pump my tire
As soon as you get home from choir
You’re the only air attendant I’d hire.

You know I burst my inner tube
With a needle-nose Craftsman plier.
I’m feeling like a clumsy boob,
But Sears is closed, no seller buyer.
Come on baby pump my tire
Inflations methods I admire,
No previous experience required,
Come on baby pump my tire,
Come on baby pump my tire.
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TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great subs, snarky n' pumped full o' bubble entendre...
Mark Scotti - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Those inflated dreams!!! Great one.
MadameGoodYear - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
whether pumping Iron or tires, Sir, 'Tis a good thing for Knights so Bold.

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