Song Parodies -> Run From Me

Original Song Title:

"Run With Me"

Original Performer:

The Doors

  
Parody Song Title:

"Run From Me"

Parody Written by:

dennis

Like much of what the Doors wrote, the original song was altogether ambiguous to a mind that thinks in concrete logic-ridden terms. Hence, imagine this: "The government steals those its deems *useless*, murders them, then creates real-life 'Frankenstein's Monsters' to do that which needs the ultimate denyability. After all, it's very difficult to blame a corpse for making more corpses." (Unless, of course, it's no longer a corpse, courtesy of a lot of black-budget cyborg-type reworking.) But one problem. It got loose before its 'mission profile' could be loaded. All it has is the operating system hardwired into what is left of its brain and a bunch of 'function-libraries' named 'murder enemy', 'destroy target', and 'worship (fill in the blank) as if (he/she) is god'. That makes a tiny bit more sense to me, at least.
Run from me!

Face is from a pig
Hair blots out the sun,
I'm getting far too big,
Run, boy, run,
Best run,
Best run.

Mutant from a pill,
Doctor's lying still,
Taller than the trees,
I think I'm gonna sneeze,
Time to run away from me,
Best run.

Run from me,
Run from me,
Run from me,
Best run...

The limo's overturned, a government kill,
Deep are the lights in the dungeon's glare,
Wired are the rooms of the detective pairs,
And you won't find me until you're in my mind.

Defective parts in the controller box,
Grinding moans from electric clocks,
My body's perkin', My mind's fulla rocks,
I cannot hear when my machinery talks.

Run from me,
Run from me,
Run from me,
Best run...

(Deafening howling)

Rooms buried deep beneath a dried-out lake,
The military people call it shake and bake,
Shot out of the ground like an airborne toad
A monster made with steel bones.

"Yes, it Comes..."

"The fiend will be gone by morning,
and we shall be dead by evening."

Run, dear, run,
Flame, flame, flame,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Doom, Doom, Doom,
"I will get you!"
Boom!
Boom!
Boom! (echoes)

"An Iron Robot brain,
Life's gone down the drain."
I don't know what to write here this time. I had surgery today, and am under the influence of pain medicine. Strange stuff - I'm feeling more or less normal for a change, as I'm taking some really strong stuff and I'm not experiencing the horrors. Thank God for Valium (I'm taking that also.)
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