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Song Parodies -> "Craphole of Love"

Original Song Title:

"Chapel of Love"

Original Performer:

The Dixie Cups

Parody Song Title:

"Craphole of Love"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Double-seater outhouse-for-two
The time is near
for Number Two.
There's a seat
for me and you.
We've got our own
outhouse for two
and we'll never be poopy anymore.

Because we're
going to the CRAPHOLE and we'll
never get bur--ied.
Going to the CRAPHOLE and we'll
never get bur--ied.
Gee, I really love prunes and we'll
never get bur--ied
going to the CRAPHOLE OF LOVE.

We'll add bling
to our doublewide.
I'll be pissed
with my flushing bride.
We'll poop until
we need more lime
and we'll never be poopy anymore.


Craphole of Love   Copyright © 2008
Parody of Chapel of Love as sung by The Dixie Cups,
original words & music by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich & Phil Spector Copyright © 1963.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 17

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Phred - November 05, 2014 - Report this comment
What a piece of sh*t!
2Eagle - November 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Whatever turns you on.
Sandy Clara - June 03, 2015 - Report this comment
Although admittedly a pretty poopy parody, probably found this enjoyable since my family built a two-seater outhouse behind our summer cabin when I was a kid
Ross - June 04, 2015 - Report this comment
I once had to use an outhouse in a ghost town. Talk about scaaary!!!

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