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Song Parodies -> "Goin' To The Castle Of Blood"

Original Song Title:

"Going To The Chapel Of Love"

Original Performer:

The Dixie Cups

Parody Song Title:

"Goin' To The Castle Of Blood"

Parody Written by:

Leo Keough

The Lyrics

DKTOS?...Try this OS

Really starting to get into the holiday spirits...Sweet dreams, kiddies...
Goin' to the castle and it's
Gonna get scary
Goin' to get hassled and you'd
Better be wary
See the creepy dungeons and the
Goblins so hairy
Goin' to the castle of blood

Things appear
To-oo-oo frighten you
(Oh-no-no)
Curtains swing
Walls shift askew
Staircases sway
Rails break in two
As the shivers seep slowly through your core

Because you're
Goin' to the castle where you'd
Better be daring
Goin' to see a passel of some
Ogres and fairies
See the creatures huddled with their
Gory eyes glaring
Goin' to the castle of blood

Ghouls will slink
The-uh-uh moon will shine
(Oh-no-no)
Cats will hiss and
Hounds will whine
You'll feel a chill
All down your spine
And you'll never sleep soundly anymore

Because you're
Goin' to the castle and you're
Gonna be swearing
Goin' to be gaspin' at some
Horrid things staring
See some people bludgeoned and some
Others get buried
Goin' to the castle of blood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' to the castle of blood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' to the castle of blood
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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alvin - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
your lyrics set to this gentle melody slayed me
Old Man Ribber - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Bloody wonderful, Leo! ;D
AFW - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Top job of capturing the Halloween spirits..fits the other tune line speedo skeleton costume
AFW - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I must start proof scanning my comments closer..."Fits the other tune like a speedo skeleton costume"...is what I meant, not the telegram-like gibberish above.
Timmy1000 - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
More cute than gory on this one - could be a G rated parody.
Christie Marie M - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, what a bloody satire! I feel as I'm in a haunted house! Beware of those staircases! Perfect Halloween satire! 5's!
Fiddlegirl - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Totally bewitching! :)
John Barry - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I vant to give you fives.
Phil Alexander - October 09, 2009 - Report this comment
:-) .. or should that be :-[

..this one has bite.
Tommy Turtle - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate Halloween here ... every song gets so gory, and to such a beautiful OS from a great Girl Group. ... still, well done. Five Dixie Cups of blood, I suppose.
blackjack21 - October 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great haunted castle experience, open nightly from 5 to 5 and $5 admission. ;-
Doc M - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this song, it's a very good horror satire. 555!

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