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Song Parodies -> "Rob Van Winkle"

Original Song Title:

"Rip Van Winkle"

Original Performer:

The Devotions

Parody Song Title:

"Rob Van Winkle"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Vanilla Ice aka Rob Van Winkle has made a name for himself in the business. Here is a tribute to him.
(Sfx: bowling ball knocking over pins)

wow-wee, ha ha ha haaaa, a strike

boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom
Boom boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom, boom

Rob Van Winkle, Rob Van WInkle
Rap, rap, rap, ha ha ha haaaaaa
Rob Van WInkle, Rob Van WInkle
rap, rap, rap
boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom
boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom

He wrote a rap song at 16 one day
Spent many weeks on the charts this way

Boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom boom
Boom-boom-boom, boom-a-boom-boom, boom

Rob Van Winkle, Rob Van WInkle
Rap, rap, rap

His own rap song earned him more than plenty coins
The proudest white rapper in the 90s to join

While MC Hammer's career is just making that green
Vanila Ice justs wants his hip-hop dream, dream, dream

Just look what happened now
It's been 14 years
This is why we call the end
of Winkle's career
This is where Rob Van is now
He's racing motorcross from there to here

His movie "Cool as Ice" became a Gigli one day
Had a CD that sold tons away
He's got 2 children and even a wife
Now he joins the washed-up people on The Surreal Life
Rob Van Winkle, Rob Van Winkle
Doo doo doo, doo da-doo

Boom boom boom, boom-a-boom-boom
boom boom boom, boom-a-boom-boom, boom

Rob Van WInkle, Rob Van WInkle
rap, rap, rap
Rob Van Winkle, RobVan Winkle
rap, rap, rap
Rob Van Winkle, Rob Van Winkle
word to your mother
Rob Van Winkle, Rob Van Winkle
word to your mother

boom boom boom, boom-a-boom-boom
boom boom boom, boom-a-boom-boom

Vanilla Ice says, "word to your mother."
(sfx: snoring)
(sfx: bowling ball knocking down pins) Wow-wee!

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How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 9

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Michael Pacholek - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool!
Rich L - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Give me a break. You suck. Rob didn't.
kendyll clinton - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This song sucks major ass. It's right up there with William Hung's singing.
???/ - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Why don't we make a parody about you. Leave people alone.

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