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Song Parodies -> "The Only Ash That Matters"

Original Song Title:

"The Rain, The Park, And Other Things (The Flower G"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cowsills

Parody Song Title:

"The Only Ash That Matters"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I let Arwen slap me out of my sabbatical-reverie long enough to write a couple of birthday-parodies for our AmiRight friend, Ashkicksass. Click here for a free and beautiful Anime music video featuring The Cowsill's song "The Rain, The Park, And Other Things (The Flower Girl)"
We saw her typing on the screen
Wise-cracks coming from her
She doesn't seem to care
When Super Arwen "fights" with she!

And it's true (it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true)
That she makes us happy (happy, happy!)

( ' oh and how we love her ' )

Laughter in the air

( ' air-air-air-air-air ' )

Laughter everywhere!

( ' The On-ly ' Ash That ' Mat-ters! ' )

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

She brings to AmiRight
Her playful spirit's light

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

Our Cyber-Valkyrie
Our World Wide Mystery

( ' World-Wide, World-Wide-Mystery ' )

( * * * harp glissando * * * )

It's her birth-day to-day, you know (you know, you know)
Let's make it hap-py!
So let's smile and send
Birthday wishes to our Ash, please!

Me and you (and you, and you, and you, and you)
We can make her happy (happy, happy!)

( ' so come on and wish her ' )

Happy Birthday here!

( ' here-ere-ere-ere-ere ' )

Happy Birthday cheer!

( ' The On-ly ' Ash That ' Mat-ters! ' )

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

Her spontaneity
Shines in her parodies

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

Our sister-friend and pal
Our Super-Cyber-Gal

( ' Su-per, Su-per Cyber Gal ' )

( * * * harp glissando * * * )

So my dear, from us, to you, (us to you)
Our love and best wishes go! (best wishes go)
And now, our dear Ash,
May all of your wishes come to be!

'Cause it's true (it's true, it's true, it's true, it's true)
That you make us happy (happy, happy!)

( ' oh and how we love your ' )

Laughter in the air

( ' air-air-air-air-air ' )

Laughter everywhere!

( ' God bless you ' on your ' birth-day! ' )

We love you Ashkicksass (We love you Ashkicksass)

You bring to AmiRight
Your playful spirit's light

We love you Ashkicksass (We love you Ashkicksass)

We love the words you say
You brighten up our day

( ' Bright-en...Bright-en up...Bright-en up our day-a-a-a-ay ' )

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

Our Cyber-Valkyrie
Our World Wide Mystery

We love our Ashkicksass (We love our Ashkicksass)

Our sister-friend and pal
Our Super-Cyber-Gal

( ' Su-per...Su-per Cy'...Su-per Cy-ber ga-a-a-a-al ' )

(repeat, but never fade!)

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Jeff Reuben - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done JD, and happy birthday AKA!
Arwen - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know the OS...=(
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and Arwen ... Arwen, that's what the link to the Anime music video is for ...that Anime music video contains the entire original song, sung by The Cowsills in the original recording.
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh my gosh! I love this! I love the OS too! Thank you so much Johnny!
alvin rhodes - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
very eloquent...cyber valkyrie..too funny...5s
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Uh...about the cyber valkyrie...when do I get yours Johnny?
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody. Ash --- "when do I get yours" --- ??? (Happy Birthday, BTW!)
Kristof Robertson - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, JD....but, yet again, Happy Birthday AKA!!
Ashkicksass - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well I looked valkyrie up in the dictionary, because I didn't know what it meant, and it said "Any of Odin's handmaidens who conducted the souls of the slain to Valhalla." So I was just wondering when I could have your soul...
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Tell ya what, Ash ... if we're both reincarnated backwards in time to the Viking days, me as a warrior and you as a valkyrie, feel free to escort me & my horned-helmet-wearing Viking buddies to heaven when we meet our glorious Klingon-like destiny IN BATTLE! ;-)
Stuart McArthur - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
love the last comment Johnny! - my favourite couplet also was "Our Cyber-Valkyrie Our World Wide Mystery" - how could you not feel honoured! 555
Leo Jay - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS... I don't think... But this is terrific. Not only is it great just taken at face value, but the new words really mimic the kind of spacey, age of aquarius, let-the-sun-shine-in feeling I imagine the original must have... Bravo.
Johnny D - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart and Leo!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, Why Don't You Write A Song About, Ed Norton Like I Did?
Red Blooded Doberman - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
GBHD -- Which 'Ed Norton'? The actor? Or the 'Honeymooners' character?
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The Honeymooners Character.

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