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Song Parodies -> "Bears"

Original Song Title:

"Hair"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cowsills

Parody Song Title:

"Bears"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

She asks me why,I'm just a beary guy
I'm beary day and oh,what a night,my bears,what a fright
I'm beary high and low,don't ask me they will come and go
I loved that Golden Crisps,I have no high risks darling

Being obsessed with bears like Chicago Bears
Sleezy,greedy,grubby,awful,bashful
Give me down to there (bears),better off get stronger
Here grizzly,there panda,everywhere polar,polar

Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears
Love 'em,hate 'em,argue or debate 'em
Those bears

Let them walk in the breeze and they hide in the trees
Better watch out for bees,grizzly bears
Watch out for bees and stubborn fleas
Are you absurd? Don't say a word
For the beauty,the splendor,the wonder of my

Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears
Love 'em,hate 'em,argue or debate 'em
Those bears

They are so strong,mean,burly,furry,stubborn,glutton,flabby,shabby
Wily,easy breezy,sleezy,greedy,grubby,awful,bashful
Clumsy,very crummy,noisy,lousy,rowdy
Lonely,phony,and pathetic,crazy,lazy,nosey,are they hectic?

I'm being obsessed with bears,like those great Care Bears
Sleezy,greedy,grubby,awful,bashful
Give me down to there (bears),better off get stronger
Here Winnie,there Smokey,everywhere solar,solar

Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears
Love 'em,hate 'em,argue or debate 'em
Those bears

Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears
Love 'em,hate 'em,argue or debate 'em
Those bears

Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears
Bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears,bears

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