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Song Parodies -> "Smokey (the Bear)"

Original Song Title:

"Spooky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Classics IV

Parody Song Title:

"Smokey (the Bear)"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

hey, you fool,...its fire season
when everything can go up like a doozy
hey, listen up
i tell you threats of forest fires just make me woozy
ashes may glow...you have to douse 'em with might
you've got to stomp...the flames...just right
don't be wild and dopey
all this smokey little bear asks you

when campfires, you are messin'
it makes a dreamy glow with flickers blinkin'
when you humans get enthused
there is a chance that flames may grow while you're unthinkin'
i get confused...i grow quite weary with man
and its a trial...i just can't stand
don't be wild and dopey
all this smokey little bear asks you
smokey !

so if you come to play
and camp out where us forest animals are stayin'
i'm gonna warn you all
with this catchy little credo i've been sayin'
i will be toast..and you will spoil all my dreams
when embers grow...i want to scream
don't be wild and dopey
all this smokey little bear asks you
smokey !
smokey !
smokey !
oh whoa....that's right
my name's smokey !


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Guy - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Forrest fires are like a box of chocolates - ya never know what'll burn. Fine spoof on a spooky kind of song that was slowly smoked over some very warm brain embers. Well done again as usual alvin.

Remember, only you can prevent Forrest Gump from catching fire. Where is that Forrest gone anyhow? I can't see the Forrest for the forest, let alone the trees. 5 campfires here.
Paul Robinson - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Topical & clever. Nice job, alvin - 5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I could bearly contain my chuckles.
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks guy, paul and john...did you know smokey the bear has his very own zip code ?
PMS - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
What Paul said
AFW - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job, alvin..by the way, what is Smokey's zip code?
stuart mcarthur - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
too right, Smokey you tell 'em - just don't be so wild and dopey, dudes! - 555
alvin - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, AFW (20252) and stuart
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
cute... 5-5-5
alvin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto

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