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Song Parodies -> "Polyglot"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

POLYGLOT---- Someone who aptly and with high level of fluency uses many languages. A parody for all The POLYGLOTS in the World.
( Chorus )
Polyglot, polyglot
Oh poly poly poly
Polyglot, polyglot
Oh poly poly poly
Polyglot, polyglot
Oh poly poly poly
Polyglot ( Pop )

Call my baby Polyglot
Tell you why
He speaks more languages than any guy
And when we go to foreign countries
He does the talking for me

I call him
( Chorus )

He's so fluent and debonair
I just love him all the time
But I'm sorry girls
And please beware
But Polyglot is mine

( Chorus )

Everyday he thrills me
Keeps me young
As he talks to me dirty in different tongues
It's like making love to someone new each day
Boy my Polyglot is great

I call him
( Chorus )

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan S. - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Interesting. And it added a new word to my vocabulary. 555
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Those with false teeth are going to need a lot of "polygrip", to sing through this one!! Great job!
Old Man Ribber - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Good job. The old joke...what do you a call a person who sleaks three or languages (a European), speaks two languages fluently (a Canadian), or attempts one language horribly (an American)! ;D
Old Man Ribber - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
"speaks" and "three or more"
Dan Creeden - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Ribber. You must be a Polyglot since you speak the language of the wise and the experience.
Lee - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Enjoyable parody. 5's.
John Barry - May 06, 2010 - Report this comment
"Polyglot"--glotta be a first on this site. Nice!
daddybadtouch - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
haha it was pretty good but i think the song didnt math good enough with the song -live free and prosper b****es!

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