Song Parodies -> Never Buy Hyundai
| Original Song Title: | "Never On A Sunday" |
| Original Performer: | The Chordettes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Never Buy Hyundai" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Oh, you can go and buy a Honda, a Honda, a Honda,
a Civic or Accord
And you can get yourself a Nissan, a Nissan, a Nissan,
high on a list they scored
It may be wise to get a Mazda, a Mazda, a Mazda,
They're zippy 'neath the hood
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
that car is no damned good !
Heed what I say,
stop and think a while,
When your choices stray
oriental style
Some makes are bad
in this foreign field,
Be a smart car lad,
with the cash you yield...
A real good bargain is Toyota, Toyota, Toyota,
you'll save a lot of gas
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class
Ain't bad to pick that sleek Suzuki, not kooky, the new key
will fit you like a glove
Or, if your funds are big as Texas, a Lexus select is
a luxury to love
You can consider Suburu, too..some do, too..they're true to
the code with lotsa' spunk
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk !
No, never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk
a Civic or Accord
And you can get yourself a Nissan, a Nissan, a Nissan,
high on a list they scored
It may be wise to get a Mazda, a Mazda, a Mazda,
They're zippy 'neath the hood
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
that car is no damned good !
Heed what I say,
stop and think a while,
When your choices stray
oriental style
Some makes are bad
in this foreign field,
Be a smart car lad,
with the cash you yield...
A real good bargain is Toyota, Toyota, Toyota,
you'll save a lot of gas
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class
Ain't bad to pick that sleek Suzuki, not kooky, the new key
will fit you like a glove
Or, if your funds are big as Texas, a Lexus select is
a luxury to love
You can consider Suburu, too..some do, too..they're true to
the code with lotsa' spunk
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk !
No, never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk
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Yep. 5's
a fun sing a long
Atilla the Hyundai! Rolling over with laughter.
some pretty dang nifty rhymin' there, AFW...
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class
...slayed me! 555
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class
...slayed me! 555
Thanks, Lionel, alvin, John, and Kristof...
LOL! - you really buried the Hyundai here, AFW - 555
Thanks, Stuart
Car-themed parodies are so rare here (except from me) that when one shows up I usually take notice. This is pretty good! Which brings us to this handy acronym: H.Y.U.N.D.A.I. = Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
I don't know about car parodies being rare on this site - I wrote 2 about Hyundai and one about MoPar (Chrysler). BTW, great acronym about Hyundai, Mustang Jockey
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