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Song Parodies -> "Never Buy Hyundai"

Original Song Title:

"Never On A Sunday"

Original Performer:

The Chordettes

Parody Song Title:

"Never Buy Hyundai"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh, you can go and buy a Honda, a Honda, a Honda,
a Civic or Accord
And you can get yourself a Nissan, a Nissan, a Nissan,
high on a list they scored

It may be wise to get a Mazda, a Mazda, a Mazda,
They're zippy 'neath the hood
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
that car is no damned good !

Heed what I say,
stop and think a while,
When your choices stray
oriental style
Some makes are bad
in this foreign field,
Be a smart car lad,
with the cash you yield...

A real good bargain is Toyota, Toyota, Toyota,
you'll save a lot of gas
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class

Ain't bad to pick that sleek Suzuki, not kooky, the new key
will fit you like a glove
Or, if your funds are big as Texas, a Lexus select is
a luxury to love

You can consider Suburu, too..some do, too..they're true to
the code with lotsa' spunk
But never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk !

No, never ever buy Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai,
it's just a piece a' junk


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Lionel Mertens - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Yep. 5's
alvin rhodes - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
a fun sing a long
John Barry - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Atilla the Hyundai! Rolling over with laughter.
Kristof Robertson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
some pretty dang nifty rhymin' there, AFW...
And If you are thinkin' Mitsubishi, your wishy, initi-
ates dollar power class
...slayed me! 555
AFW - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Lionel, alvin, John, and Kristof...
Stuart McArthur - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! - you really buried the Hyundai here, AFW - 555
AFW - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart
wannabemustangjockey - July 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Car-themed parodies are so rare here (except from me) that when one shows up I usually take notice. This is pretty good! Which brings us to this handy acronym: H.Y.U.N.D.A.I. = Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
Tim Hall - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know about car parodies being rare on this site - I wrote 2 about Hyundai and one about MoPar (Chrysler). BTW, great acronym about Hyundai, Mustang Jockey
Dave W. - March 12, 2014 - Report this comment
....Oh, Rats...This is going to be difficult to get this one outta my head.....give me a week, that should do it....

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