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Song Parodies -> "He's Bovine"

Original Song Title:

"He's So Fine"

Original Performer:

The Chiffons

Parody Song Title:

"He's Bovine"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

A man who manages a farm but is not the owner

He’s bovine
That stud o’ mine
That randy bull has got flair
He’s hung: it can really tear

He wants a cow, ain’t gonna woo it
Bet he’s gonna have him nine
He does pokey with all my girls
He makes ‘em fatter with prime

Lovely scoffed in a pie
Also creams if you fry
Makes ‘em want to come buy
Best ever meat you can try

But then he got in that sty
Went to try a pork endeavour
But he couldn’t take the swine
So the bull’s not so clever

He’s bovine
Wants to do swine
Need to sedate her
A knob that is greater
He’s got a butt of leather
For poon he’s a getter
He’ll bust that gate, he must go mate
When he’s swelled he has charms

Proprietor’s been
And he asked me to cleave his bone
“Can you lop his thing” prat, he asked
“Lop his thing an’ make it my own”

“For it’s so fine”
“Now mine”
“It’s so fine”
“Now mine”
“It’s so fine”
“Oh, yeah”
“It’s so fine”
A special thanks to TT for supplying me with the title
I did this one before checking what has been done with the original
JAB has already done She's Bovine but luckily there's nothing similar about the two

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Mark Scotti - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody's fine.. On these bovines.. Gets you fives...
TJC - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... this grafting of nether partsody took cowmedy to a hole new level... Surely Dolly the Sheep is spinning in her grave--with some sort of 'envy'!
alvin - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao @ he does pokey will all my girls
Leo Keough - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Far(m) out! - 555!!!
AFW - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good cattle rattle, here..
Andy Primus - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, TJC, Alvin, Leo & AFW
John Barry - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Very humooruous.
< ! ! ! ! > - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Please Sir, stay away from ranches!
Tommy Turtle - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry to have missed this. Great job, no bull! Thanks for the nod, and for pointing me to it. Prime beef, here!

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