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Song Parodies -> "Ones-Guy Day!"

Original Song Title:

"One Fine Day"

Original Performer:

The Chiffons

Parody Song Title:

"Ones-Guy Day!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ones Guy, here's a deal: stop being mean and we'll make a day in your honor, okay?
'Ones-Guy Day':
The day he'll see
that all his 1-1-1's are
stressing me!
'Ones-Guy Day':
The day he'll fin'lly be deterred!

Respect I've longed for
will soon arrive
when 'Ones-Guy' validates me
with 5-5-5
'Ones-Guy Day'!
I just can't wait 'til that occurs!

Can't imagine what
kind of joy
and jubilation will resound

He's low-rating, but
since I'm pouting,
he'll come to see
that his low votes get me down,

'Ones-Guy Day',
he'll start to '4',
and then say, "What the hell, I'll
give one more!"

'Ones-Guy Day': The day he'll fin'lly be deterred

'Ones-Guy Day': A 5-5-5 is much preferred

'Ones-Guy Day': The day he'll leave a friendly word

'Ones-Guy Day': I won't see 1's and flip the bird

'Ones-Guy Day': I won't say "what a freakin' nerd"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   1
 3   1
 4   1
 5   9

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Arwen - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is great...but where is Fourteen?
Baeutiful - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Arwen. 'Forteen' and I don't write together anymore. Long story. I'm surprised she hasn't stopped by with a childish comment.
Arwen - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Not nearly as surprised as I am...
John Barry - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Dream on, while counting 15 sheep.
Serafina - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This one's good. :)
'One's Guy' - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not impressed. Okay, I left a comment -- now shut up.

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