Antarctica
Glaciers in motion
Penguins swim under the ocean
Always the ice crystals blowing
Never the vegetation growing
Nor the blossoms blowing
There are penguins crying
And the snow flakes flying
Don't like those cold polar cap winds
Smells of the crap from the penguins

Don't like to be in Antarctica
Sub-zero degree in Antarctica
Won't find a tree in Antarctica
Cold frozen sea in Antarctica

There are researchers from Exxon
Always wear warm clothes they keep on
There it has six months of dark gloom
You could end up in an ice tomb

Cold's how you feel in Antarctica
Eat freeze dried meal in Antarctica
Tire chain wheel in Antarctica
Toes I can't feel in Antarctica

There's lots of ice you can slip on
Better go walking with crampons
You'll freeze your butt when you're outside
Hard to keep warm even inside

Very deep snows in Antarctica
Blows up your nose in Antarctica
Big Glacier flows in Antarctica
Wear heavy clothes in Antarctica

You'll need a heater to turn on
Your butt could stick to a cold jon
Won't need an ice making machine
Don't need a fridge to keep ice cream

Ice on the shores of Antarctica
Comfort's not yours in Antarctica
Keep shut the doors in Antarctica
Wear quilted drawers in Antarctica

There's a big hole in the ozone
Makes you just wish you had stayed home
Freezing to death is my worst fear
You could get frostbite on your ear