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Song Parodies -> "Antarctica"

Original Song Title:

"America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cast Of West Side Story

Parody Song Title:

"Antarctica"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Antarctica
Glaciers in motion
Penguins swim under the ocean
Always the ice crystals blowing
Never the vegetation growing
Nor the blossoms blowing
There are penguins crying
And the snow flakes flying
Don't like those cold polar cap winds
Smells of the crap from the penguins

Don't like to be in Antarctica
Sub-zero degree in Antarctica
Won't find a tree in Antarctica
Cold frozen sea in Antarctica

There are researchers from Exxon
Always wear warm clothes they keep on
There it has six months of dark gloom
You could end up in an ice tomb

Cold's how you feel in Antarctica
Eat freeze dried meal in Antarctica
Tire chain wheel in Antarctica
Toes I can't feel in Antarctica

There's lots of ice you can slip on
Better go walking with crampons
You'll freeze your butt when you're outside
Hard to keep warm even inside

Very deep snows in Antarctica
Blows up your nose in Antarctica
Big Glacier flows in Antarctica
Wear heavy clothes in Antarctica

You'll need a heater to turn on
Your butt could stick to a cold jon
Won't need an ice making machine
Don't need a fridge to keep ice cream

Ice on the shores of Antarctica
Comfort's not yours in Antarctica
Keep shut the doors in Antarctica
Wear quilted drawers in Antarctica

There's a big hole in the ozone
Makes you just wish you had stayed home
Freezing to death is my worst fear
You could get frostbite on your ear

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Airfarcewon - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it...The parody...not Antarctica
MasonR - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This was cool! :-)
Adagio - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody!
Phil Alexander - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Seeing as Mason's already used the "cool" joke, I guess I'll just have to call it "Excellent" :-)
Johnny D - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a nice parody, and that's an ice parody.
Tim Hall - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the best parody I have ever heard from South Pole Story
Pear999 - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Not bad
Stan - July 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Not good either.

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