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Song Parodies -> "Haulin' Brains"

Original Song Title:

"Rhythm Of The Falling Rain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Cascades

Parody Song Title:

"Haulin' Brains"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

since i have been with him, i've been haulin' brains
felonies...oh what a fool i've been
i wish he'd let me blow, but i am too well trained
he'll never let me go again

his son is all he cares about...he's geared that way
lookin' for the perfect part
the middle has been sewed, because just yesterday
i brought him liver, lungs and heart

brains, he tells me, must be pure and fair
he had to throw bad parts away...though picked with care
he wants yet another and that graveyard's not far away

i guess i'd better head on out and search away
lookin' for that long sought part
a funeral, i know, is goin' down today
that grave will be my supermart

brains, doctor tells me, must be apropos
please find me one that is a dynamo
bring me that part and when those storm clouds grow
volts will flow

since i have been with him, i've been haulin' brains
silly me...oh what a state i'm in
i wish i had a boss that wasn't inhumane
he's drove me to a life of sin

ain't wishin' to be haulin' brains
bit o'splatter...bit o'splatter
oh oh oh
wish i wasn't haulin' brains
bit o'splatter...bit o'splatter

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Dee Range - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Chuckled all the way through this, alvin. I can just see Igor singing this in 'Young Frankenstein'.
Yoidy - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Brains, brains, good for your heart, The more you eat the more you..you know. " I guess I better HEAD on out... Funny Stuff!
TJC - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I echo Dee.... Young Spankin'rhoades... He's A fiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVE!!
John Barry - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
"bit o' splatter" gave me fit o' laughter, as did all the gray-matter patter.
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks dee yoidy TJC and john
2Eagle - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
A good companion piece for my entry for today - 555.
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
yes it was...thanks 2eagle
PMS - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I too agree with Dee
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Timely, and too funny.
Steven Cavanagh - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm feeling your braaaaain waves today.
Stuart McArthur - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
what a great OS to use - these words to that tune was hilarious - I guess it's like "The Firm" - once you work for him once, you're there for life (unless he needs your organs that is) - 555
alvin rhodes - October 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW steven and stuart

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