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Song Parodies -> "Mister Number Ones Man"

Original Song Title:

"Mister Tambourine Man"

Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Number Ones Man"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Hey Mister Number Ones man, I wrote this song for you
So you could now vote all those ones you ever dream -
Hey Mister Number Ones man, here's a song to you
Now please give those ones so you can prop your self-esteem

Why do you bother vote
if you do not give a thought
I would like you now to tout
What all these ones just are about
You keep giving on each bout
Why don't you ever bother any commenting?

You like a snake strike from night
And then you fade away
It is - yes - quite a charade
why don't you dare to say
what do you have on your mind

Hey Mister Number Ones man, I wrote this song for you
So you could vote now all those ones you ever dream -
Hey Mister Number Ones man, here's a song to you
Now please give those ones so you can prop your self-esteem

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 0
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 5   4
 5
 5
 

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Red Ant - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"Why do you bother vote/if you do not give a thought"; well, having recently given you a few anonymous 555s I'll say it's because I haven't had much time to leave something other than a lame cop-out comment, which doesn't help anyone. 1s without a comment indicating fatal flaws in a parody are meaningless anyway.
Amy - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
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Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess that makes me Mister Number Fives Man -- but I'll have to share the title.
Phil Alexander - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm afraid I couldn't give this a 5 for pacing as a lot of the song's missing - but I know exactly what you mean :-)

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