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Song Parodies -> "Gurn, Gurn, Gurn"

Original Song Title:

"Turn, Turn, Turn"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"Gurn, Gurn, Gurn"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Foolishly grin!

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

There is a reason ---

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

--- For a smile
Will heal your hurt with ---

Love from heaven!


A smile to be worn,
A smile turned high!

If smiles you plant, then smiles you'll reap!

A smile to thrill,
A smile to heal!

A smile to laugh,
A smile to keep!


Foolishly grin!

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

Here is the reason ---

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

--- When you smile,
You heal the hurt with ---

Love from heaven!


A smile to build love,
A smile to break frowns!

A smile to lance, the vilest scorn!

A smile to cast away groans!
A smile to laugh with groans of pleasure!


Foolishly grin!

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

Cheer is the reason!

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

And your smile will heal their hurt with, love from heaven!


A smile at work,
A smile at play!

In times of war, a smile of peace!

A smile to grace your face!

A smile to heal pain one is facing!


Foolishly grin!

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

Who needs a reason?

Gurn!
Gurn!
Gurn!

Let a smile heal every hurt with, love from heaven!


A smile's truth gains,
A smile can't lose!

A smile to mend,
A smile to grow!

A smile to love,
A smile to pray!

A smile of peace, let's wear one now today!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
a gurn for the verse...and 5s !
... - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work.
AFW - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
One good Gurn deserves five....At first glance I thought it was gum...with this font, r's and n's together look like m...This is very good and quite profound...
John Barry - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I got off the gurn' to vote 5s.
Rick C - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm gurna give ya some 5s fer this here parody.
Stuart McArthur - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I tripled-checked and still can't find the double entendres - you win this little battle JD, but make the slightest slip and we're onto you!

btw, I was half-hoping it would be about Steve Martin, who had an old routine where he said he was finally famous enough to reveal his real name: Gurn Blandston - and that his next album would be titled "An Evening With Gurn" - LOL - 555
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
For a moment, I thought "Gurn" was another "Lord of the Rings" character. We lucked out. Or is that "Star Trek"? No, that was the Gorn...
Johnny D - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Ellipsis, AFW, JB, Rick C, Stuart, and Michael.

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