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Song Parodies -> "So You Want To Be A Bizarre"

Original Song Title:

"So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star"

Original Performer:

The Byrds

Parody Song Title:

"So You Want To Be A Bizarre"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

so, you want to be a bizarre
then listen now, to what i say
get yourself some equipment and car
then fight some crime
and put crooks away

and when they're locked up tight
no parole in sight
its gonna be alright

there's a donut shop downtown
where the blue-clad men are often found
when you're there, you'll have company
cops are everywhere....eating pastries there

and when this gig is through
and your pension starts
you'll feel like you've done your part

the dough you're paid is so low its a shame
and you cannot be blamed
if some bribes are obtained
put your name in the public domain
don't forget who you are
you're a bizarre

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Paul Robinson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin Rhodes - Great job with this excellent old Byrds tune! Fantastic pacing - matched original song up PERFECTLY from my vantage point. 5-5-5
M.S.G - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Still LMAO! Great job, man
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
My first comment got lost in the ether Alvin, but echo Paul Robinson. This is very good work on a great song. Keep 'rm cummin' !!
Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Here are five jelly donuts for you...
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Andria - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate cops, but I love this parody! 5s.
alvin - December 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks paul, MSG, paul, merry, chris and andria....glad you enjoyed....never had much problems with cops but i've gotten away with plenty they wouldn't appreciate

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