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Song Parodies -> "Alice was Crushed"

Original Song Title:

"The Brady Bunch"

Original Performer:

The Brady Bunch TV Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Alice was Crushed"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From my twisted mind- enjoy!
Here’s the story of a crazy lady
Who as housekeeper had put her life on hold
Had the last name of Nelson like her father
Did as she was told

Then Carol with her three girls married Brady
And they all moved into his architect home
They were eight souls living altogether
Kids rooms looked like war zones!

‘Til the one day when this maid met her fellow
Sam the butcher who loved bowling o-so-much
Alice thought one day he would make her happy
But he looked at her and said, “What’s all this rush?”

Made Alice flush, made Alice gush
Alice now on death row for chopping Sam up!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Old Man Ribber - February 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - And good domestics are getting so hard to find these days! ;D
Jonathan - February 05, 2013 - Report this comment
you butchered it! 5's
Rob Arndt - February 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Sam didn't meat Alice's expectations ;-)

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