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Song Parodies -> "Cry Like John Boehner"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Like a baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Box Tops

Parody Song Title:

"Cry Like John Boehner"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Hey Boehner.....what's to cry about? Obama should be crying! His Presidency is toast thanks to you and your dirtbag friends!
And when I think about the tax cuts you gave out
I cry like John Boehner
All that it is---just a rich-man's bailout
I cry like John Boehner
I know now Obama's a weakling
Nothing more than a puppet on a string

As I look back on his first two years now
I cry like John Boehner
Republican Congress is our worst fear now
I cry like John Boehner
I know now Obama's a weakling
Nothing more than a puppet on a string

The law that you passed was not sweet
And you just sent it by....
Obama just fell to defeat
Like Boehner, I soon began to cry

I know now Obama's a weakling
I cry like John Boehner
As I look back on his first two years, now
I cry like John Boehner
Every vote is a big defeat
I cry like John Boehner
His votes just fall to defeat, you know
I cry like John Boehner
Sarah Palin may be running, now
(Cry like John Boehner)
If you vote for these GOP dirtbags, U need help.....

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John Jenkins - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I suspected that someone would spoof Boehner's tears,and this was fairly well done. Although the Obama compromise did not involve tax cuts. It involved maintaining tax rates at currrent levels, which makes sense, particularly in this economy.
Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Jeff - Oh yeah? We at least read the bills before we pass them and we read the parodies before we one bomb them. Merry Christmas! ;D
John Barry - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This amusing parody reminds me of slobbering Boehner idea.
Michael Pacholek - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
The Tears of a Clown, indeed.

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