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Song Parodies -> "To Lug Numb Bodies"

Original Song Title:

"To Love Somebody"

Original Performer:

The Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"To Lug Numb Bodies"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

in the night
the very dead of night
the doctor sends poor me
i risk my life with the things i do
things i do
got a date...cemetery gate
to check each and every just-dead thing
but who shall i bring ?
i just take a few
just a few

you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to

here's a brain
that needs a face again
and so i take that mind
and eyes so he won't be blind
and i'll find it all in time
lifeless men are the need for doc's plan
they'll live and breathe, its true
but what things i must do
and it makes me blue
makes me blue

you don't know what its like
baby
you don't know what its like
to lug numb bodies
to lug numb bodies
the way i have to

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Paul Robinson - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, you wouldn't happen to also be known as "Igor" (pronounced "Eye-gore")...from the movie "Young Frankenstein"...lol...you're going to stimulate a lot of funny bones around this cemetary with this parody...5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"the very dead of night" and "brain that needs a face again" were my favorite lines. Great title sub, too.
Meriadoc - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious Alvin!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul red ant and merry
AFW - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Timely, ghoulish, and very good...
2Eagle - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good, but you left out the body part that makes poo.
John Barry - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
My fave of the day.
The Charnstar - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I may be with John Barry on this one, BeeGees RULE!
Peregrin - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff Alvin :)
alvin rhodes - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW 2eagle john charnstar and peregrin
Lorna Moyle - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
The line "and eyes so he won't be blind" made me laugh out loud XD 555

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